Wesley: "Life is pain ,Highness, anyone who tells you any differently is selling something."
Boy: "I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing."
Narator: "One day, she found out that when he said 'As you wish.' , what he meant was, 'I love you.'"
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
Wesley: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. "
Butter Cup, Old King: (kisses old king on the cheek)
old king- "what was that for?"
buttercup-"Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. "
old king- "Wont that be nice. ....She kissed me!"
Fezzik, Inigo Montoya, Vezzini: "Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH. "
Inigo Montoya, Vezzini: "Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "
Fezzik, Wesley: "Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. "
Butter Cup: "You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. "
Inigo Montoya, Miracle Max: " Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed. "
Butter Cup, Wesley: "Westley: Can you move at all?
Buttercup: Move? You're alive. If you want I can fly. "