Vin: "Never rode shotgun on a hearse before."

Cody: [setting off a rig of explosives] Big ass titties!

General: I don't accept resignations.

Red: I don't know; every man has his breaking point.

Michael Scott: [about Holly] Why you helping her? You are not even dating. She is my friend, and ultimately my strategy is to sort of merge this into a relationship.

Doc: [sadly] But, painting's all I have!

Martin Ward: [to David] Hold up her skirt. You should be good at that.

Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you!

Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!

Pvt. Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Pvt. Joker: Sir, Yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?

Pvt. Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer?

Pvt. Joker: Sir, yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!

Pvt. Joker: [nervously] Sir?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!

Pvt. Joker: Ahhhh!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!

Pvt. Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!

Pvt. Joker: Sir, yes sir!

Nurse Selma: Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed.

Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.

Alex O'Connell: When I saw you lying there Dad, I've never been so scared in my life.

Rick O'Connell: That makes two of us.

Alex O'Connell: Your not suppose to die. I mean your Richard O'Connell, right? You get beat up, you get tossed around, but your always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you.

Jensen Ames: Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.

John McClane: It's not a system, it's a country!

Zeus Carver: Watch it! Watch it!

John McClane: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

Zeus Carver: Not even God knows what you're doing, McClane!

Marvin: I'm Marvin... I thought you was trying to steal my records thats all.

Cop: Excuse me sir, the FBI is here.

Dwayne T. Robinson: The FBI? The FBI is *here*?

Sergeant Al Powell: Want a breath mint?

Jack Fuller: Will to be married to me...again?

Joy McNally: [sighs] Being with you makes me be myself again so I will be married to you...again.

Joy McNally: I quit my job.

Jack Fuller: Good thing we have a ton of money!

The Joker: [speaking to Batman] I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold...

Blonde Girl: Tony! Remember me?

Tony Stark: [walking by] Sure don't.