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Turkish: Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.
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Jack Dawson: “I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I’m gonna go or who I’m gonna meet. Just the other night, I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.” – Titanic
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Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
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Ace Ventura: Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!
Ace Ventura: We should head back now.
Fulton Greenwall: Don't you think you should investigate?
Ace Ventura: There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.
Fulton Greenwall: But I thought you said...
Ace Ventura: It's DARK! I could fall into a precipice!
Ouda: Here! Take this
[Ouda holds out torch]
[Ace swipes torch from Ouda's hand]
Ace Ventura: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.
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Submitted 2 years 7 months ago by Mugetsu
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Tommy: Richard? is this your coat?
[Tommy giggling]
Richard: Don't do it.
Tommy: Fat guy little coat, fat guy little coat.
Richard: Don't.
[Tommy singing "fat guy in a little coat. fat guy in a little coat."]
Richard: Take it off dickhead, I'm serious!
Tommy: Richard! Whats happening?
[back of coat rips in half]
Tommy: Uh-Oh.......
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Submitted 2 years 7 months ago by Mugetsu
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Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Why?
Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole 'good/bad' thing, what do you mean bad?
Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Peter Venkman: All right, that's bad. Ok, all right, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
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Hiccup: Dat-da-dah! We're dead.
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Submitted 2 years 11 months ago by TheRudyStyle
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Tony Stark: I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
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Agent Jay: Well you shouldn't have been trying to steal our Ozone.
[leaning to look at Laura]
Agent Jay: be there in one minute sweety.
Jarra: over our dead titanium bodies.
[with menace]
Agent Jay: 2 minutes. uh let's play this one by year.
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Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
[Looking at Baseball Fury member]
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Frank Perconte: "How'd your jump go?"
Albert Blithe: "I missed the DZ."
Frank Perconte: "That goes without saying. Find any souviners?"
Albert Blithe: "Huh?"
[Perconte rolls up his sleeve to reveal a number of wristwatches.]
Frank Perconte: "They're all ticking. Unlike their previous owners."
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Submitted 3 years, 1 month ago by Doug4422
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Mikaela: You are such a little girl
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Jacob Black: what a marshmallow.
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Tiana: The dog just spoke to me.
Prince: If you are going to let every little thing bother you its going to be a very long night.
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ryan: Last year I spent 322 days in the road which means I had to spent 43 miserable days at home.
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Leigh Anne Tuohy: “Am I a good person? It’s not a joke. Not rhetorical…”
Sean: “You are the best person that I know. Everything you do… You do it for others,”
Leigh Anne Tuohy: “And why is that?”
Sean: “I have not a clue. But um… you obviously get some sort of sick satisfaction out of it.”
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