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John J. Rambo: [while aiming an arrow at Lewis' eye]: Any of you boys want to shoot, now's the time. There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call.
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Tommy, Richard: You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know, they're called doctors.
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E.L.: You're already cheating! Any time you pass up sex you cheat yourself. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is shrinking daily.
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Chris "Oz" Ostreicher, Steve Stifler: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work!
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Eleanor Whitman: You look like hell. When is the last time you got any sleep?
Louis Salinger: I don't know.
Eleanor Whitman: When is the last time you ate a healthy meal?
Louis Salinger: Can't remember.
Eleanor Whitman: When is the last time you got laid?
Louis Salinger: Is that an offer?
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Dr. Evil: It's DR.Evil! I didn't spent six years on evil medical studies to be called "mister", thank you very much!
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myfilmo
Chuck Noland: You just have to keep on breathing because
tomorrow the sun will rise and
who knows what the tide will bring
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Submitted 5 months 3 weeks ago by 
TheRudyStyle
TheRudyStyle
Lewis Nixon: Harry, just why exactly are you still carrying your reserve shute?
Harry Welsh: What? it's silk. Make a great wedding gift for kitty when we get back.
Lewis Nixon: Jeez Harry, I never would have guessed.
Harry Welsh: What? that I'm so sentimental?
Lewis Nixon: No, that you actually think we're going to make it back to England.
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Submitted 6 months 2 weeks ago by Ecompany101st
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Donald Self: [pointing a gun at T-Bag] I need to find Gretchen. Are you going to help me or will you make me shoot you in a face?
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Help!
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Submitted 6 months 2 weeks ago by TheRudyStyle
TheRudyStyle
Vin: "Never rode shotgun on a hearse before."
[Vin (Steve McQueen) speaking to Chris (Yul Brynner) as Vin mounts a hearse that Chris has agreed to drive up to Boot Hill.]
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Submitted 7 months 3 weeks ago by fastmover123
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Cody: [setting off a rig of explosives] Big ass titties!
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Submitted 8 months ago by Skramk
Skramk
Red: I don't know; every man has his breaking point.
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AeroFlight
Michael Scott: [about Holly] Why you helping her? You are not even dating. She is my friend, and ultimately my strategy is to sort of merge this into a relationship.
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TheOfficeFan
Doc: [sadly] But, painting's all I have!
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Submitted 9 months ago by Skramk
Skramk
Martin Ward: [to David] Hold up her skirt. You should be good at that.
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TheRudyStyle
Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
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Submitted 9 months ago by TheRudyStyle
TheRudyStyle
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Pvt. Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Pvt. Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Pvt. Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Pvt. Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!
Pvt. Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Pvt. Joker: Sir, yes sir!
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Submitted 9 months, 1 week ago by Skramk
Skramk
[first lines]
Nurse Selma: Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed.
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Submitted 9 months, 1 week ago by AeroFlight
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