Old School
Old School

Old School

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Year: 2003
Genre: Comedy
Number of Quotes: 106
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Jerry: That was great.
Frank Ricard: What happened? I blacked out.
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Mark: [to little girl] This is yesterday's paper. When are you going to use your goddamn brains for once in your life? Hello. What are you retarded?
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Garry: Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.
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Frank Ricard: So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
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Marissa Jones: That's really, loud.
Frank Ricard: Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.
[waving to a neighbor]
Frank Ricard: Hey Mike!
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
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Mitch Martin: All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
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Marissa Jones: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank Ricard: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa Jones: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank Ricard: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
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Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank Ricard: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
Peppers: [yank's on the mule's reigns]
Peppers: Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.
[Frank cocks the gun]
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank Ricard: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
Frank Ricard: [Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES! That's awesome!
Frank Ricard: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man.
Frank Ricard: What? I did.
[feeling his neck]
Peppers: YES!
Frank Ricard: Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?
Peppers: You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.
Frank Ricard: Wait. What? Pull what out?
Peppers: You got a fucking dart in your neck man.
Frank Ricard: [laughing] You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm welcome Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.
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Frank Ricard: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch Martin: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank Ricard: This model?
Mitch Martin: That exact one.
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Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
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Gang Bang Guy: Hello.
Mitch Martin: Yeah?
Gang Bang Guy: I'm here for the gangbang...
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Mitch Martin: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
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[after learning he's going to be expelled]
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch Martin: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.
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Frank Ricard: I see Blue, He look's glorious.
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Wedding Singer: [singing] Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.

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