Starsky & Hutch
Starsky & Hutch

Starsky & Hutch

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Year: 2004
Genre: Action / Comedy / Crime
Number of Quotes: 77
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Starsky & Hutch (2004) (Movie)

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David Starsky: [kid throws a knife and hits Starsky] Ow! Oh, mama! What is your problem?
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David Starsky: Hey, Hutch, I beat that guy. What was that about?
Ken Hutchinson: Sure you did. You won.
David Starsky: You saw.
Ken Hutchinson: You won. You danced your heart out.
David Starsky: And everybody saw it.
Ken Hutchinson: Shhh. Go to sleep.
David Starsky: I was robbed.
Ken Hutchinson: I know. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer.
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Big Earl: [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.
Ken Hutchinson: No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone]
David Starsky: Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
Big Earl: Are we cool?
David Starsky: Yes, we're cool.
Big Earl: [Hutch shows his stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.
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Ken Hutchinson: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?
Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.
David Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?
Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
David Starsky: All right. What does that mean?
Ken Hutchinson: Don't worry about it.
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Ken Hutchinson: Look at all these cops. You really want to eat here?
David Starsky: It's a great place. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops you eat at Pop's.
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Ken Hutchinson: You gotta be kidding me. No way!
David Starsky: What?
Ken Hutchinson: A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct.
[Hutch tries to push the body away with a stick]
David Starsky: Whoa, what are you doing?
Ken Hutchinson: Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one.
David Starsky: Hey, seriously stop it.
Ken Hutchinson: The key is not to pop it. You gotta be very ginger.
David Starsky: Hey!
[Starsky points a gun at Hutch]
Ken Hutchinson: What are you doing?
David Starsky: I said drop the stick.
Ken Hutchinson: You're gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way. If it's so important knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve anyway?
David Starsky: A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder.
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Ken Hutchinson: [after seeing the Grand Torino] Whoa! Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under...
David Starsky: Hey! Hotshot! What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
Ken Hutchinson: Okay, okay.
David Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go.
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Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
Ken Hutchinson: You know it and make it a double.
Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
Leon: You got it boss.
David Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
Huggy Bear: I don't got it.
David Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.
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Ken Hutchinson: [waiting outside Huggy's club] What, you've never run an errand on the clock before?
David Starsky: No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren't paying me to protect them.
Ken Hutchinson: Give me a break. You've never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
David Starsky: I bring a thermos.
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Reese Feldman: If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
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David Starsky: [Heather takes off her top and bottoms] So, did you uh... When did he... Did he... What... So Hutch do you got any more questions?
Ken Hutchinson: Yeah, well, uh sure. We could... What's your sign?
Heather: Gemini.
David Starsky: What uh... What do you weigh?
Heather: What does that have to do with anything?
David Starsky: It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am.
Heather: Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful.
Ken Hutchinson: Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. It's been terrific.
Heather: Anything else?
David Starsky: I'm good.
Ken Hutchinson: Yeah.
David Starsky: Yeah.
Ken Hutchinson: Thank you so much.
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David Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]
Ken Hutchinson: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
David Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!
Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
Kevin: Put it down!
Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!
Kevin: Let's do it!
Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
Kevin: What the hell are we doing?
Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!
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David Starsky: Do it.
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David Starsky: [in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise] Hey, do me a favor, tip your hat forward. Just tilt it forward. C'mon.
Ken Hutchinson: No, I like it where it is.
David Starsky: No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
Ken Hutchinson: Will you... will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy.
David Starsky: It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."
Ken Hutchinson: Ohhhh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.
David Starsky: Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, little details. Ya wanna make the character full, real.
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David Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
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David Starsky: Stop shooting my car.
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Ken Hutchinson: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
David Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
Ken Hutchinson: Good, cause I'll take anything.

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