Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Sport
Number of Quotes: 118
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Angry Troop #417 Girl: God damn you, Bernice!
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White Goodman: I know you've been hiding some feelings for me.
Kate Veatch: Yeah. Nausea. If you don't leave in two seconds, you'll know how that feels.
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White Goodman: You like the freaky stuff, huh? That's cool. I can be naughty, too. Real, freaky naughty.
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White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders.
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Kate Veatch: You fired me so I would date you?
White Goodman: Yuh-huh.
Kate Veatch: You are a crazy little man.
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Dwight: I hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone in his body.
Kate Veatch: Nice Dwight.
Dwight: Hey I'm just sayin' it happens. My cousin Ray-Ray, boop, dead.
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Justin: How many teams are in this qualifier?
Gordon: Uh, two
Justin: So all we have to do is beat this team and we're in the vegas open, right?
Gordon: Yeah!
Owen: That seems pretty simple.
Dwight: Who's the other team?
Gordon: Uh, I have it right here, just a second... Troop 417
Steve the Pirate: Christ! We're playin' boyscouts!
Peter La Fleur: Not quite!
[Troop 417 are tough-looking girlscouts. One spits on the ground]
Steve the Pirate: BOLLOCKS!
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Patches O'Houlihan: [Giving advice from beyond the grave to Peter LaFleur at the climactic game] Listen up, crotch stain. Remember your training, and trust your instincts. You can do it! I believe in you! Bye-bye!
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Patches O'Houlihan: Son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop.
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Patches O'Houlihan: Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!
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Patches O'Houlihan: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
Peter La Fleur: No, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you.
Patches O'Houlihan: Suit yourself, queer.
[Patches turns and drives off]
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Pepper Brooks: Good toss by the submissive out there!
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Peter La Fleur: Well, if you can't raise fifty-thousand dollars with an impromptu carwash, I guess it jus wasn't in the cards.
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Fran: Please to do it again... from the backside.
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Fran: I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.
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Patches O'Houlihan: You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!
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German Coach: [shouting in German] You are all swine! You have brought shame to your houses! Losers!
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White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Ball me, Blazer.
[Blazer passes him a dodgeball]
White Goodman: Show them, Fran.
[Fran takes the ball and hurls it at a man on the other side of the bar, knocking him into the jukebox. He drops to the floor, limp]
White Goodman: And that's just her change-up. End of demo. We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
Justin: [frightened whisper] I think that guy might really be dead.
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Peter La Fleur: Don't worry so much about this Amber situation. It'll all work itself out in the end.
Justin: Thanks, Pete.
Peter La Fleur: You'll laugh at this one day. I'm laughing already.
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Steve the Pirate: Yarr, I be the dread pirate Steve!

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