Matchstick Men
Matchstick Men

Matchstick Men

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Year: 2003
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Crime / Thriller
Number of Quotes: 35
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Matchstick Men (2003) (Movie)

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Roy: My associate tells me you have FIVE grandkids? WOW!
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Roy: Let his greed meet his imagination.
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Angela: Nice to meet you, Dad.
Roy: Nice to meet you, Dad.
[realises what he's said and shakes his head]
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Frank Mercer: There's just one problem.
Roy: What?
Frank Mercer: I think I'm in love with you.
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Angela: My dad's a smooth operator!
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Roy: Excuse me, hi! -
Pharmacist #2: I'll be right with your Sir.
Roy: [runs to other counter] Hi, I need a refill of this. No I don't have a prescription!
Pharmacist #1: Sir, please wait your turn.
Roy: I know, I know. B-but this; is an emergency.
Man in Line: Hey buddy, ever heard a line?
Roy: Hey have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten till you PISSED... BLOOD!
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Frank Mercer: [on the phone] Roy
[burps]
Frank Mercer: I wouldn't bother you, but, well I'm dying Roy, it's my spleen, I can't... I can't feel my thumbs.
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Roy: For some people, money is... money is a foreign film without subtitles.
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Frank Mercer: You waited too long. No prize for you.
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Angela: You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one.
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Roy: Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life.
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Angela: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy.
Roy: That's what makes me good at it.
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Angela: Bullshit!
Roy: No bullshit. And watch your mouth at the table...
Angela: You're a con man?
Roy: Con artist. Flim flam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever. Take your pick.
Angela: And that guy Frank?
Roy: He's my partner. My protege...
Angela: Teach me something...
Roy: You're funny.
Angela: Teach me something! A con.
Roy: I'm not teaching you anything...
Angela: Why not?
Roy: Because your far too bright and innocent and beautiful and I'm not going to screw that up like everything else.
Angela: You really think that? That I'm beautiful?
Roy: No.
Angela: Well then why won't you. Because crime doesn't pay?
Roy: No it does. It does. Just not very well.
Angela: Well you seem to be doing alright by it.
Roy: I'm not. Believe me. It's no fun doing what I do. A lot of times it's stealing from people who don't deserve it. Old people. Fat people. Lonely. A lot of times I feel sick about it.
Angela: Well then why do you do it?
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[asking how badly his life is affected by the agoraphobia]
Dr. Klein: And your personal relationships?
Roy: [laughing] What personal relationships?
Dr. Klein: When was the last time you were in one? You know... a relationship?
Roy: With a woman? A long time ago.
Dr. Klein: Five years? Ten years...?
Roy: Keep going, man.
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Roy: Rule no. 1: Don't work where you live.
Angela: [writing] Don't... shit... where...
Roy: [grabbing her notepad] Rule no. 2: Don't write anything down.

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