Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly

Along Came Polly

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Number of Quotes: 30
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Wonsuk: Judas is biting me!
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Reuben Feffer: Knock-Knock!
[looks shocked]
Reuben Feffer: Oh, my God!
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Reuben Feffer: No Lisa, I'm not going to take you back
Lisa Kramer: [stunned] What, why?
Reuben Feffer: Well, you screwed a SCUBA instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.
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Reuben Feffer: Oh and by the way, I threw away all your little throw pillows. Yea. Cuz throw pillows suck. They serve no purpose. They're purely decorative.
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Sandy Lyle: [Shooting basketball] White chocolate!
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Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
Reuben Feffer: What?
Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!
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Wonsuk: Judas, you betray me!
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Sandy Lyle: He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...
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Stan Indursky: I'm gonna vomit!
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Reuben Feffer: Ahh... rat in the house!
Polly Prince: That's not a rat, that's my ferret.
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Claude: It's like zee story of zee heeppo.
Reuben Feffer: I'm not familiar with that story.
Claude: Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?
Reuben Feffer: [long pause] I'm gonna kill you!
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Reuben Feffer: What did you do to her? Did you mess around with her oxygen tanks or something?
Claude: I did nothing, Luban.
Reuben Feffer: My name is not Luban! It is Reuben!
Claude: Look, look we had a scuba, we drink some white wine, we talk about life and we cannot help it. It is like love at first sight. She make like the fire in my trouser.
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Reuben Feffer: You know, they really should tell you if they're gonna just let Komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.
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Claude: Holy shit, Luban! This is not what it look like!
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Cake Decorator: Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Sandy Lyle: That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle.
Cake Decorator: Man I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipes scene, that was the funniest shit.
Sandy Lyle: Yeah, we had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph?
Cake Decorator: No, thanks. It's good to see you man. I thought you died like fifteen years ago.
Sandy Lyle: No. I'm very much alive, my friend.
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Claude: Solid.
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Sandy Lyle: Raindance!
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[while in a crowded elevator]
Reuben Feffer: So whose party is this again?
Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.
[pause]
Sandy Lyle: Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
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Sandy Lyle: Let it rain!
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[last lines]
Reuben Feffer: So you ready?
Polly Prince: Let's do it.

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