Shanghai Noon
Shanghai Noon

Shanghai Noon

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Year: 2000
Number of Quotes: 57
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Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.
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Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!
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Chon Wang: Never touch my queue.
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Sioux Chief: Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.
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Roy O'Bannon: You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges; I laugh about it. I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. Roy, all by his lonesome, just me and the buzzards, pickin' at my head... You're a very silent man, aren't you?
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[as Roy and Chon are about to be strung up]
Carson City Hangman: Nothing personal, boys.
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[Watching the three Imperial Guards at sword practice]
Jedediah's wife: They're not like any Injuns I ever seen, Jedediah.
Jedediah: That's because they're not Injuns, woman. They're Jews!
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Roy O'Bannon: Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.
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Roy O'Bannon: Just relax.
[Chon glowers menacingly]
Roy O'Bannon: Is that relaxed? You look sort of rigid there.
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[Chon gives Roy a pair of chopsticks to dig with]
Chon Wang: Dig.
Roy O'Bannon: Hey!
Chon Wang: Don't talk. Just dig.
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Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
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Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
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Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
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Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.
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Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.
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Roy O'Bannon: [Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!
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Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!
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Lo Fong: One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews. We do not renegotiate.
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Chon Wang: Fight with honor. You will win.
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Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?

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