Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Knights

Shanghai Knights

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Year: 2003
Number of Quotes: 81
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Charlie Chaplin: [reading an invitation] "Lord Nelson Rathbone requests the pleasure of your company at a gala affair celebrating her Majesty's 50th year on the throne."
Chon Wang: Sounds good.
Roy O'Bannon: Yeah, it doesn't address the issue of security. They're not just gonna let me and Chon waltz into the castle.
Charlie Chaplin: All you need is a proper disguise.
Roy O'Bannon: I do like a good disguise...
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[Handing Doyle Roy's watch]
Chon Wang: What else can you tell?
Doyle: The owner of this watch is a bad gambler and a lousy shot. Although he's cheated death several times, he spends most of his life wandering in a rather pathetic and futile search for purpose and respect... oh, yes. He has a penchant for loose women.
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Roy O'Bannon: Ok, Chon, ya little Chinese otter. Let's play.
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Roy O'Bannon: Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.
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Roy O'Bannon: We come from America. You might have heard of it? We run your jerkwatter country.
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Roy O'Bannon: [line in outtakes] And, Jackie? I'm not Roy O'Bannon.
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Roy O'Bannon: [to a palace guard] The queen, look, the queen! She's mooning us!
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Roy O'Bannon: [to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan!
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Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
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[Wang is trying to save Roy who is tied up under water. All we can hear are their garbled voices. Subtitles appear on screen]
Roy O'Bannon: Where have you been?
Chon Wang: I was busy.
Roy O'Bannon: Unbelievable!
Chon Wang: Patience, Roy.
Roy O'Bannon: Tell that to the eel swimming up my ass!
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Roy O'Bannon: Just go ahead and drown me! I don't care anymore!
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Roy O'Bannon: Why did you let us out?
Charlie Chaplin: Why did you give up the seal?
Roy O'Bannon: Because I'm a fool.
Charlie Chaplin: I guess I'm a fool, too.
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Roy O'Bannon: I thought the food here was supposed to suck!
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[last lines in outtakes]
Chon Wang: Roy! Roy! My ass is on fire.
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[first lines]
Chon Wang's Father: You are not permitted to gaze at the Imperial Seal.
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[last lines]
[workers are repairing Big Ben]
Worker: Bloody tourists!
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Roy O'Bannon: Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly. You hear that, England? Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather! Your perverted killers! Your Spotted Dick!
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Roy O'Bannon: Hold it right there, Rathboner!
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Chon Wang: Roy come on!
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Chon Wang: Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of a field?
Roy O'Bannon: I don't know, Chon, these people are nuts.

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