Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Knights

Shanghai Knights

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Year: 2003
Number of Quotes: 81
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Roy O'Bannon: You got any ideas?
[looks down]
Chon Wang: We jump.
Roy O'Bannon: Jump?
[pauses]
Roy O'Bannon: You mean fall?
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Roy O'Bannon: [Seeing the Imperial Seal] That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw.
Chon Wang: Roy, don't even think about it.
Roy O'Bannon: Just admiring the craftsmanship, Chon.
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Jack the Ripper: Nice night for a walk.
[Attack Chon Lin with a sword, she throws him off the bridge]
Chon Lin: Fucking loser!
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Charlie Chaplin: Did you just take the last Chocolate?
Roy O'Bannon: Of course I did. You gotta look out for number one, kid.
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Charlie Chaplin: I'm just lookin' out for number one.
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Doyle: [to Nelson] No matter how far you are from the throne, you'll always be number one in our hearts.
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Roy O'Bannon: Well, what's in it for you?
Lord Nelson Rathbone: Your looking at the future king of England.
Roy O'Bannon: You're, like, 20th line to the throne.
Lord Nelson Rathbone: 10th. But my friend here is about to change all that.
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[after opening the puzzle box]
Roy O'Bannon: It's just a rock with some gibberish on it!
Chon Wang: It's Chinese!
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Roy O'Bannon: Roy, you're about to die. You're on the minute hand of a clock. My life is flashing before my eyes. Wait a minute. I don't remember her.
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Roy O'Bannon: Lord, help me. Just let me know you're there. Love me, hate me, but let me know you're up there.
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Roy O'Bannon: Hey, I can see our hotel from here. Wow.
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Doyle: It's hopeless. We'll never get past the guards.
Roy O'Bannon: Well, not with that attitude, we won't.
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Roy O'Bannon: So what are we gonna do? Come on, think! I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.
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[to Charlie]
Roy O'Bannon: I am gonna break your neck.
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Doyle: You look ridiculous.
Roy O'Bannon: I think we look good.
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Roy O'Bannon: Chon, I have a confession to make.
Chon Wang: You are in love with my sister?
Roy O'Bannon: Well, that, but I didn't lose all the money on the zeppelins.
Chon Wang: No?
Roy O'Bannon: Nah. I blew most of it on the Roy O'Bannon novels. I wrote them.
Chon Wang: No, Sage McCallister wrote them.
Roy O'Bannon: That's what I'm saying, buddy. I'm Sage McCallister.
Chon Wang: You wrote those lies?
Roy O'Bannon: I've always had low self-esteem.
Chon Wang: How many books did you print?
Roy O'Bannon: I self-published probably a million copies. We were actually second to the Bible that year.
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Roy O'Bannon: You just smashed my puzzle box. I'll never figure out my message.
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Chon Wang: Roy! There you are. Need anything, buddy?
Roy O'Bannon: A whole lot of "leave me alone."
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Roy O'Bannon: Can I tell you something?
Chon Wang: What?
Roy O'Bannon: This is a hell of a damn adventure we're on and I'm having an absolute ball with you.
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Lord Nelson Rathbone: Perhaps you could explain to me how Looney Lin managed to escape from the confines of Scotland Yard under the watch of the most respected police force in the world.
Doyle: Yes, of course, it's absolutely fascinating. She picked the lock using a deck of rather risqué playing cards. Then scaled the walls with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. I've got to hand it to the Chinese, they're awfully ingenious, Lord, aren't they?
Lord Nelson Rathbone: Does your incompetence know no bounds?
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Chon Wang: Slow down, slow down!
Roy O'Bannon: I'm a bat out of hell! Besides, I don't know where the brake is.

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