Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Knights

Shanghai Knights

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Year: 2003
Number of Quotes: 81
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Movie Quotes from Shanghai Knights (2003) (Movie)

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Roy O'Bannon: Wait, there's something different about this room.
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Roy O'Bannon: She's gonna fight my battles for me.
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[Roy sees the eyes in the painting move]
Roy O'Bannon: Ah! Chon! Demons!
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Chon Wang: Roy! The painting! It's looking at me!
Roy O'Bannon: Oh yeah, it looks like it's looking at me too. That's great.
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Roy O'Bannon: Damnit, Chon. Remember your puzzle box. Patience, patience!
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Chon Wang: What do you see?
Roy O'Bannon: He just pulled a fancy dragon key out of his desk.
Chon Wang: That was my father's! I must avenge his honor.
Roy O'Bannon: Slow down, Tiger. Slow down. Quit going all Chinese on me.
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Server: Spotted dick, sir?
Roy O'Bannon: What?
Server: Spotted dick?
Roy O'Bannon: Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.
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Chon Lin: Once, I sent him over the Great Wall. He was lost for three days!
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Chon Lin: [after kissing Roy] Be careful.
Roy O'Bannon: Tell Rathbone to be careful!
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Roy O'Bannon: [after waking up to a sheep licking his face] I've just been violated by a barnyard animal, John!
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Lord Nelson Rathbone: [repeated line] One more.
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Roy O'Bannon: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat, that you're still 20th in line for the throne.
Lord Nelson Rathbone: [irritated] 10th!
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Roy O'Bannon: You decadent Philistine!
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Roy O'Bannon: [about Lin] Put her down! Put her down!
Lord Nelson Rathbone: Or what, Mr. O'Bannon?
[American accent]
Lord Nelson Rathbone: Are you gonna kick my ass?
[normal voice]
Lord Nelson Rathbone: I've read about all your ridiculous exploits. I mean, just, how does it feel to kill a mummy with your bare hands? Only a nation of uneducated rednecks would be amused by such cowboy drivel.
Roy O'Bannon: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. What's with the personal attacks? You don't see me making any comments about your pasty complexion or your snotty accent, or even your filthy, smutty sex books! Yeah, I saw your book. It disgusted me...
[Wu Chow whacks him on the side of the head with a cane]
Roy O'Bannon: AH! Why is it always the head with you people?
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Roy O'Bannon: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick.
Chon Wang: Chon Wang...
[sounds like "John Wayne"]
Chon Wang: ...movie star? It could work.
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Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy O'Bannon: That's fair.
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Roy O'Bannon: Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.
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Chon Wang: For father.
Chon Lin: For father.
Roy O'Bannon: For Old Man Wang.
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Roy O'Bannon: I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?
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Chon Wang: Wu Chow!
Roy O'Bannon: Wu who?

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