Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember

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Year: 2002
Number of Quotes: 79
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Dr. Evil: [to Goldmember] You look like a Macho Man.
[whispers]
Dr. Evil: Village People.
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Dr. Evil: I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. my birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, came across a blood soaked baby, moi, and they raised me to be evil. You know, very Norman Rockwell.
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Nigel Powers: Got an issue? Here's a tissue.
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Young Dr. Evil: [deleted scene]
[Young Austin in standing naked behind Young Dr. Evil holding a book labeled "Balzac"]
Young Dr. Evil: Would it kill you to put on some clothes? Honestly it's like living with frickin Sasquatch.
Young Austin Powers: Hey, have you seen my Balzac?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm looking at your Balzac right now.
Dr. Evil: [cuts back to Dr. Evil in the cell] No,no. You got it all wrong, it wasn't Balzac.
Young Austin Powers: [cuts back to Young Austin Powers and Young Dr. Evil, this time, holding a book labeled "Dickens"] Have you seen my Dickens?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm looking at your Dickens right now.
Dr. Evil: [cuts back to Dr. Evil in the cell] No. It wasn't "Dickens" either.
Young Austin Powers: [cuts back to Young Austin Powers and Young Dr. Evil, this time holding a book labeled "Longfellow"] Have you seen my Longfellow?
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Number 2: Oy gewalt...!
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Fat Bastard: Ahhhhh! Ma titties!
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Fat Bastard: Oh great. Isn't this magical?
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Foxxy Cleopatra: Hey. What's kickin', Basil?
Basil Exposition: A lot is kicking, Foxxy.
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[last lines]
Scott Evil: I'm going to get you, Austin Powers!
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[first lines]
Famous Austin: Yeah Baby.
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Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.
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Ozzy Osbourne: Boobs!
Sharon Osbourne: Boobs, Ozzy?
Ozzy Osbourne: These filmmakers are just a bunch of fucking boobs.
Kelly Osbourne: What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy Osbourne: I mean, they're using the same fucking jokes as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
Sharon Osbourne: What fucking joke?
Jack Osbourne: You know, the fucking joke about the rocket that looks like some guy's?
General Clark: Johnson!
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Dr. Evil: [whispers] Is he sleeping? Then I guess Mini-me doesn't want any?
Dr. Evil: [loudly] ?*chocolate*!
[Mini-me awakens]
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Fook Mi: Do we make you sleepy?
Austin Powers: Well, you make me many things but "sleepy" isn't one of them.
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Nigel Powers: Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.
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Dr. Evil: I don't know how to be no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my mini-me and the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the mini-me. Gimme and Escalade, two way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, motherfucker!
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Dixie Normous: Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. I may be just a small-town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough... and sexy.
Famous Austin: Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later?
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Dr. Evil: All right, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out. C'mon.
[Everyone starts to leave]
Dr. Evil: Not you, Scottie. Not you, Number 2. Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something.
[Scott and Dr. Evil look at Mini Me]
Dr. Evil: Ohh, this is uncomfortable.
Goldmember: Heheheh, the tiny one can't take a hint, Heheheheh. He doesn't understand he's small.
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Nigel Powers: [to Goldmember] There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
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Fat Bastard: [moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

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