Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember

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Year: 2002
Number of Quotes: 79
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Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, I was wondering... is everything... in proportion... down there?
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods unsure]
Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods, smiling]
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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*.
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[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop]
Dr. Evil: All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes. 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm okay.
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Foxxy Cleopatra: Sha-zam.
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Austin Powers: [to a Japanese industrialist named Mr. Roboto] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
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Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Nigel Powers, Austin Powers: I thank you!
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Fat Bastard: [looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!
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Foxxy Cleopatra: Well, the future better get ready for me. 'Cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN.
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Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing, you know...
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!
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Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!
[Laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]
Dr. Evil: No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...
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Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
[Mini-me whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?
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Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
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Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?
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Dr. Evil: Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
Scott Evil: [nods]
Dr. Evil: Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?
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Goldmember: I love gooooooold.
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Dr. Evil: I'm Dougie, I'm Dougie.
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Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?
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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: [comes over to Goldmember] How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
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Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.

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