Men in Black 2
Men in Black 2

Men in Black 2

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Year: 2002
Genre: Action / Comedy / SciFi
Number of Quotes: 75
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Agent Jay: Well you shouldn't have been trying to steal our Ozone.
[leaning to look at Laura]
Agent Jay: be there in one minute sweety.
Jarra: over our dead titanium bodies.
[with menace]
Agent Jay: 2 minutes. uh let's play this one by year.
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Newton: Okay, gentlemen, before i start the movie, one question. What's up with anal probing? i mean, aliens traveling millions of light years just to check out our...
Agent Jay: BOY, move!
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Zed: You have got to stop nutrelizing our personal.
Agent Jay: man, the dude was crying in the middle of the diner, and plus you can't count L. I mean she wanted to go back to the morgue, I, I helped her.
Zed: You need a partner.
Agent Jay: I'm cool.
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Agent Kay: Hey how about you get me some coffee
Agent Jay: awe sure, how do you take it, couple cubes of kiss my ass?
Agent Kay: Look i don't know what's in there and i don't want you to get hurt so stand back.
Agent Jay: Look, for real man, open the danm locker.
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Agent Jay: [knocks an alien's face off] And you look like crap.
[sees other alien]
Agent Jay: I take that back. He looks like crap.
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[the deneuralizer has just ejected Kay and thrown him across the room]
Jack Jeebs: Perfect!
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Serleena: Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat.
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Agent Jay: [points to Kay] No.
[points to Frank]
Agent Jay: No.
[points to Zed]
Agent Jay: And Hell no.
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Cockroach: [after Kay was going to step on him but didn't] Damn decent of you.
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Agent Kay: We are who we are; even if we sometimes forget it.
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Agent Jay: Why did you put them rats in my locker, man?
Agent Kay: I thought it would put things in perspective for you.
Agent Jay: No, Kay, it's actually kind of sad, really. We need to let them out of there, I mean, they need to know that the world is bigger than that.
Agent Kay: Still a rookie.
[Kicks open a door to a room filled with gigantic aliens]
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Mysteries in History Narrator: Mysteries in History with your host Peter Graves.
Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the men in black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that never happened, from one of their files that doesn't exist.
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Agent Jay: Get me someone I can talk to so I can revoke Jeff's subway privileges.
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Agent Jay: [pointing gun at Jeff the bug] Jeff, don't make me have to do this.
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MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.
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MIB Guard: [Agent Jay enters MIB Headquarters] Don't you ever go home?
Agent Jay: Nope!
MIB Guard: I see you neutralized another partner.
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[Kay is taking potshots at Jeff using small Pistol-like weapon]
Agent Jay: Might I suggest a bigger gun?
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Agent Kay: You did not see a room full of shiny weapons, you did not see four alien night crawlers. You *will* love and cherish each other for the rest of your life.
Agent Jay: Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes, so y'all should get to lovin' and cherishin'. Oh, and she gets to stay up as late as she wants and have candy and cookies and cake and junk and stuff.
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Newton: There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink.
[spots agents Jay and Kay]
Newton: Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately?
Agent Kay: Son, you need professional help.
Hailey: He's getting it, it's not working.
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Agent Jay: [Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place] Here's my communicator. You'll be safe here.
Worms: [Laura kisses Jay] Whooooh!
Agent Jay: Uh... just... watch out for Neeble.
Laura Vasquez: Which one's Neeble?
Agent Jay: Um... err... which one o' y'all's Neeble?
Neeble: Yo, mama!
Agent Jay: Ah, there ya go. And... uh... don't fall asleep.
[Jay exits]
Worms: Twister!

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