Men in Black 2
Men in Black 2

Men in Black 2

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Year: 2002
Genre: Action / Comedy / SciFi
Number of Quotes: 75
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Men in Black 2 (2002) (Movie)

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Agent Tee: Oh, good pie!
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Agent Jay: Stay!
Frank the Pug: Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.
Agent Jay: OK, wipe your mouth.
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Agent Jay: Just about everybody who works in the post office is an alien.
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[after his head is blown off]
Jack Jeebs: Oh, great, right in the pie-hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right!
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Newton's Mother: [from downstairs] Newton! What are you doing up there?
Newton: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
Hailey: I want to have your baby.
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Laura Vasquez: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent Jay: That's how I fight.
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Agent Jay: Didn't your mother ever give you a Gameboy?
Agent Kay: WHAT is a Gameboy?
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Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: Kay is back! The keeper of the light! All hail Kay! All hail Kay! Oh Kay can you see by the dawn's early light...
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[Jay tangles with Serleena's tentacles]
Agent Jay: I've got the latest smackdown for your candy-ass!
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[in the midst of alien fight, Kay repeatedly kicks an alien in the crotch but nothing happens]
Agent Jay: Kay, he's a Balchinian!
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[at passport control]
MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
Serleena: [motioning towards Scrad] Yeah, two heads of cabbage.
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[Jay takes Kay into the Deneuralizer room]
Agent Jay: The Deneuralizer. In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to Earth's very survival.
Agent Kay: Okay.
[pointing at the deneuralizer]
Agent Kay: What's that thing?
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Agent Jay: Would somebody PLEASE explain to me why I have a dead Tricranosloth going through Passport Control?
MIB Autopsy Agent: That would be my fault, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. Please don't neuralize me, sir!
Agent Jay: Wha' the hell's that supposed to mean?
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[Frank is wearing his very own MIB suit]
Frank the Pug: Jay! Wait up! I appreciate this shot man. Thought I'd never get out of that mailroom.
Agent Jay: Lose the suit!
Frank the Pug: Sure thing partner. No problemo. Just going for the look. But if I say so myself, I do find the overall effect very slimming!
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Worms: Kay, you're back, they told us you were dead, you look good!
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Jarra: Hello, Jay. Been a long time.
Agent Jay: Jarra! Hey, man, you look great! What's it been? Five years?
Jarra: And forty-two days, thanks to you. You count every one when you're locked away like a primate.
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Jarra: They caught me siphoning ozone from their atmosphere to sell on the black market. They're very touchy about this global warming thing.
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[after Jay shows Kevin/Kay that every other employee in the post office is an alien]
Agent Kay: The wife and I went to Vegas and saw Sigfried and Roy make a pair of white tigers fly around the room. Your act's nothing special, slick.
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[to an agent who laughs at him]
Frank the Pug: Got kids?
Agent: No.
Frank the Pug: Want 'em?
[bares his teeth]
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Scrad: Got NOTHIN' out of him, now we don't know if it's on Earth or not!
Serleena: He said "third planet", it's here, you idiot!
Charlie: [whispers] Third Rock From the Sun.
Scrad: I never got that till now!

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