Men in Black 2
Men in Black 2

Men in Black 2

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Year: 2002
Genre: Action / Comedy / SciFi
Number of Quotes: 75
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Jack Jeebs: If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and if at any point you become disoriented, there's nothin' we can do about it.
Jack Jeebs: Now, have you removed all of your jewellery?
[Kay stares at him, saying nothing]
Jack Jeebs: Are you allergic to shellfish?
Agent Jay: Jeebs!
Jack Jeebs: Right then! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
[Jeebs turns on and sets up his equipment]
Agent Jay: You ever used this thing before?
Jack Jeebs: I used the exhaust once to make some hot-air popcorn, that's about it.
[Kay turns his head to look at Jeebs, startled]
Jack Jeebs: OK! Let's make it happen, Cap'n!
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Jack Jeebs: Smoke 'em if you got them.
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Creepy: Hey, pretty lady.
[licks her]
Creepy: You taste good.
Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.
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Serleena: Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
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Worms: Once you've had worm, it's what you'll yearn!
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[handing Kay the Noisy Cricket]
Agent Jay: This is your favorite gun.
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Agent Jay: Kid? While you were off licking stamps I saved the world from a Crelon invasion.
Agent Kay: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?
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Agent Jay: Could I have your attention, please?
[Neuralyzes the crowd]
Agent Jay: Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Blackman!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like...
[Neuralyzes the crowd again]
Agent Jay: The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.
[He leaves, neuralyzing Larry in the driver's seat on his way]
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Frank the Pug: [Frank sings "I Will Survive"] And now you're back from outer space, / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, / I should've changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, / If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. / Go on, now go! Walk out the door...
Agent Jay: Frank! Move your head inside this window, before I roll it up in there.
Frank the Pug: [Sits further away from the window] Got it!
[Starts humming "I Will Survive" melody again, looking anxiously out the window]
Agent Jay: [shouts] Frank!
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Agent Kay: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
Agent Jay: Oh, yeah sure, How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?
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Agent Jay: Wait, what are you doing?
Agent Kay: I always do the driving.
Agent Jay: Oh, no.
Agent Kay: I remember that.
Agent Jay: No, what you remember is that you used to drive that old busted jaun. See, I drive... the new hotness.
[pointing at Kay]
Agent Jay: Old and busted.
[pointing at himself]
Agent Jay: New hotness.
[Kay looks at Jay for a second, then jay hands the keys over]
Agent Jay: Old, busted hotness.
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Agent Jay: Look, I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too.
Agent Kay: I'm not scared.
Agent Jay: Me neither. I just thought we was bonding.
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[about the driver-shaped airbag]
Agent Kay: Does that come standard?
Agent Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
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Agent Jay: You don't remember me, but we used to work together...
Kevin Brown: I never worked in a funeral home.
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Agent Jay: Let's put it on.
Kevin Brown: What?
Agent Jay: The last suit you'll ever wear... again.

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