Analyze That
Analyze That

Analyze That

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Year: 2002
Genre: Comedy / Crime
Number of Quotes: 29
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Rigazzi Driver: Shall I wait here, Mr Rigazzi?
Lou Rigazzi: No. Pull the car up your ass and wait there.
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Lieutenant: Get the drivers back in the truck. You're gonna take the rear, I'm gonna take the point. We're gonna back these fuckers outta here.
[a giant crane suddenly begins to lift the armored car into the air]
Lieutenant: What the fuck? They're lifting the truck! They're lifting the fucking truck! Son of a bitch!
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Dr. Ben Sobel: [Paul and Shiela are having sex in another room, Ben and Laura are lying awake listening. As Paul and Shiela quiet down, Paul glances at his watch] Forty minutes.
Laura Sobel: How much longer are they going to go on?
Dr. Ben Sobel: How much longer 'can' they go on? Another ten minutes, I'm going to either break it up or I'll call the Guiness Book of Records.
[They continue lying there. As it gets loud again, they sit up. They can hear Shiela]
Sheila: [Screaming] Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!
Laura Sobel: Oh, gimmie a break. She's faking!
Dr. Ben Sobel: What?
Laura Sobel: Nobody sounds like that!
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Paul Vitti: [as they drive away from SingSing, Paul is acting psycotic, as soon as SingSing's out of view Paul acts normal] You fuckin' piece of shit! I call to say someone's trying to kill me and you fuckin' hang up on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I knew it, I knew it! You lied!
Paul Vitti: What was with you stickin' me with that fuckin' needle?
Dr. Ben Sobel: You lied! You used me to get you out of prison!
Paul Vitti: Took you long enough! I've been singing "West Side Story" songs for three fuckin' days, I'm half a fag already!
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Laura Sobel: [after someone trys to shoot Paul at a Japanese resturant] That resturant was really nice, up until the attempted "whacking."
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Patti LoPresti: Stromboli.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: [Ben Sobel asks Paul to describe a picture of a father walking in saying good night to his wife and son lying in bed] OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening.
Paul Vitti: This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been fucking while he has been out of town.
Dr. Ben Sobel: So she has been having intercourse?
Paul Vitti: Yep. With a midget!
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[Dr. Ben is being escorted into a room with LoPresti and gang after shopping. DeVol takes his groceries]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Careful, the eggs are on the bottom...
Eddie DeVol: Oh, yeah?
[drops the bags and the eggs smash]
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Laura Sobel: [talking to woman FBI agent] And from one business women to another? two words ? pants suit.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you were in prison?
Jelly: It would appear not.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How'd you get out?
Jelly: I had a new trial. Turns out that the evidence in the first trial was tainted.
Dr. Ben Sobel: O, I see
Jelly: Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he commited suicide.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How?
Jelly: He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge.
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[last lines]
Paul Vitti: Hey, doc.
[singing]
Paul Vitti: There's a place for us.
Dr. Ben Sobel: A time and place for us.
Jelly: Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Dr. Ben Sobel, Paul Vitti, Jelly: Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere!
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Ducks: How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: [at his father's funeral] It's not easy for me to speak about my father, cause in a sense I'm talking about two people. One is the public Issac Sobel, the eminent psychotherapist and popular author, known to millions of readers around the world. The second is the private man, my father, Dad; And for those who knew him well, and for those who knew our family well. Well, I don't have to tell you: He was a psychotic fucking mind prick! An arrogant ego inflated son of a bitch! I wish you were alive so I could kill you.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: Rot in hell!
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Patti LoPresti: [at her children] Michelle, Theresa, its 10:30. Stop fuckin' around and get ready for ballet!
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Eddie DeVol: [Paul and Jelly go to Patti LoPresti's house, Eddie Devol opens door] Yeah what?
Paul Vitti: "Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?
Eddie DeVol: You got a problem with that?
Paul Vitti: [punches Eddie, enters house] Yeah what?
Jelly: [points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor] Don't bother getting up on our account.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: The girl has got to go.
Paul Vitti: You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of?
Paul Vitti: I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room.
Dr. Ben Sobel: We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex!
Paul Vitti: If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.
Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.
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[after Paul opens the bedroom door]
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have a 17-year-old son.
Paul Vitti: I'll ask her.
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[while working as an auto dealer]
Paul Vitti: Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.
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Mobster: No hard feelings.
Dr. Ben Sobel: No... and probably never again.

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