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Movie Quotes from Bad Boys 2 (2003) (Movie)
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Captain Howard: You guys are like a couple of blood sucking ticks, draining the life's blood out of this department... Woosaa!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Damn the woosaa captain, did you just call me a tick?
Captain Howard: [motioning to Mike] I was referring to him.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [referring to the loose swimming pool ladder] Get my screwdriver! Damn bolts.
Theresa: Don't mind him. He's just upset because he was injured.
Syd: Is he ok?
Theresa: His wound is fine. It's um, *other things* that were affected.
Syd: Oh. Oh!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Theresa!
Theresa: What?
Det. Marcus Burnett: [to Syd] It's just nerve damage.
[to Theresa]
Det. Marcus Burnett: You not gonna spoil this...I'll talk to you about it.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [while ingested with ecstasy, Marcus is wearing Captain Howard's robe walking downstairs talking on the phone] I love it when you call me bunny lobe.
Det. Mike Lowrey: SHIT!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Yeah girl, you should see this sexy shit I got on.
Captain Howard: Who the hell are you talking to?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Vargas and Rub... Reyes. They said they down for whatever.
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Casper: Your partner's a cocky nigger!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [on hearing the repair bill for his Ferrari] TWENTY-ONE THOUSAND? Oh, kiss my black ass...!
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KKK Member #1: WHITE POWER!
KKK Member #2: WHITE POWER!
[Two of the guys in hoods whip them off, revealing Mike and Marcus, pointing guns at the Klan]
Det. Mike Lowrey: Blue power, motherfuckers! Miami PD!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Aw, damn! It's the niggras!
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[after discovering and subsequently shooting at rats nesting in stacks of his cash]
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: [sighs] Carlos, this is a stupid fucking problem to have. But, it is a problem nonetheless.
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[Johnny has just shot his cousin Roberto - upon hearing the shot, Mama rushes out to the balcony overlooking the courtyard]
Donna Maria Tapia: What happened to Roberto?
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: He just killed himself, Mama.
Donna Maria Tapia: Ai!
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: Yes, very sad.
Donna Maria Tapia: You write his mother a nice letter.
[Johnny holds up his hands, one of which is still holding the gun he shot Roberto with]
Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia: I'll do it.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: Hey, isn't it low tide?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Yes, I think it is.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Don't you have some relatives that you need to go pick up?
Det. Mateo Reyes: You went too far on that one.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers.
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[Mike accidentally shot Marcus in the ass]
Det. Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?
Det. Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!
Det. Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man.
Det. Marco Vargas: It's sad, man.
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[while driving across Tapia's estate in a stolen Humvee, being shot at by the Cuban Army]
Det. Mike Lowrey: Man, Plan B does not have that big-ass gun in it!
Det. Marcus Burnett: You call this Plan B? What does Plan B stand for? Bullshit!
Det. Mike Lowrey: Look, do you want to drive?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Yeah, pull over by those motherfuckers with the MACHINE GUN!
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[Snell and his team wants to go to Cuba with Mike and Marcus]
DEA Snell: We don't know you, but you look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [driving with Mike and Syd down a hill, through cocaine-processing shacks, in a stolen Humvee] Is this still plan B?
Det. Mike Lowrey: Naw, this is definitely plan C!
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Det. Mike Lowrey: Vargas, we're not gonna make it to the tunnel! Go to Plan B! We're going to Plan B!
Det. Marcus Burnett: What Plan B?
Det. Mike Lowrey: [pause] Man, you don't pay attention to SHIT, do you?
Syd: [as they start arguing in the middle of the gunfight] Are you fucking shitting me? LET'S GO!
Det. Mateo Reyes: [in the escape tunnel] Plan B? What the hell is Plan B?
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [in a stand off] A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!
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Heavy Black Woman: [Screaming at store manager] You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this?
Heavy Black Woman: [to Mike and Marcus as they walk by] Hmm, and you two muthafuckas need Jesus.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [a car flies over, nearly colliding with Mike's Ferrari] WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole!
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [about Mike] Motherfucker shot me in the ass, man.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Who shot you in the ass?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Who? That "who" would be you.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...
[looks]
Det. Mike Lowrey: But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Tell me about it.
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Blond Dread: Who that? Who in MY HOUSE?
Det. Mike Lowrey: I'm the Devil! Who's asking?
Blond Dread: The Devil... is not welcome... HEEEEEERRE!
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