Bad Boys 2
Bad Boys 2

Bad Boys 2

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User Rating: 5 / 5
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Year: 2003
Number of Quotes: 67
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Bad Boys 2 (2003) (Movie)

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Det. Mike Lowrey: Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Det. Marcus Burnett: When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.
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[Marcus interrogates a dead gang member]
Det. Marcus Burnett: Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.
[turns around to see another dead gang member]
Det. Marcus Burnett: He can't tell us shit, Mike. He's all fucked up.
Det. Mike Lowrey: What's your point?
Det. Marcus Burnett: My point is that dead suspects can't say shit.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: We got a tip that the Zopehounders were gonna do a hit on cash or drugs from this big time X-man.
Det. Marcus Burnett: That's what they call an ecstasy dealer on the streets.
Captain Howard: Marcus, I know what they call them. That's why I'm Captain.
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[Mike walks into the room, wearing a new purple suit]
Det. Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
Det. Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
Det. Marcus Burnett: For who?
Det. Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Hate the tailor.
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[after Mike lifted the sheet covering the dead bimbo in the morgue]
Det. Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
Det. Mike Lowrey: What? I ain't doin' nothin'. What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?
Det. Marcus Burnett: But you're LOOKIN' at them.
Det. Mike Lowrey: There is something seriously wrong with your brain man.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Just cover up 'em titties.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: Rodney, I hear there's a boat on fire off the coast of Cuba.
Rodney: Don't you think we oughta break international waters to help them out?
Det. Mike Lowrey: That's my DAWG.
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[Top of dead body's head falls off as Marcus touches it's mouth. Marcus is sick]
Det. Mike Lowrey: That's that bullshit, that's that bullshit.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Mike, the motherfuckin' head fell off!
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Damn, it's the niggras!
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[after decimating the gang with gunfire]
Det. Mike Lowrey: Now show 'em your badge!
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Police! Pull over! Stop the car!
Det. Mike Lowrey: Not your badge, man! He has a gun, shoot him!
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Captain Howard: 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat?
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[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X]
Det. Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: To the DEA you're nothing but a honeypot.
Syd: What did you say?
Det. Marcus Burnett: It's no wonder you got the job because you look good in a bathing suit.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [opens his front door] Who the FUCK are you?
Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
Det. Marcus Burnett: How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Det. Marcus Burnett: Motherfucker, you look thirty.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?
Det. Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!
Det. Mike Lowrey: Who the fuck is Reggie?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.
Det. Mike Lowrey: [to Reggie] What you want, nigga?
Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
Reggie: Yes, sir?
Det. Mike Lowrey: How old is you?
Reggie: Fifteen.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Shit, nigga. You at least thirty.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: It's a donut. It's a medical thing. I got it from a maternity store. You know, a lot of pregnant women use it. They can put one cheek here and take the pressure off the other. For you, dawg.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Thoughtful.
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[to Syd]
Megan Burnett: I bet you meet a lot of cute guys. Just like "Sex and the City".
Det. Marcus Burnett: Theresa, cancel the damn cable!
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Det. Mike Lowrey: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Det. Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!

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