Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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Year: 1999
Number of Quotes: 67
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Movie Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) (Movie)

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[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin Powers: Basil, this coffee smells like shit.
Basil: It *is* shit, Austin.
Austin Powers: Oh, goos then it's not just me.
[Drinks]
Austin Powers: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.
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Fat Bastard: I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap.
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NORAD Colonel: We've had reports that there's a spy in the Ministry of Defense. The contents of this room are VITAL to the country. Be on special alert.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
NORAD Colonel: And, uh, try to lose some weight, for God's sake.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
[Under his breath]
Fat Bastard: Mister English Colonel tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh, I'm a hard case" he says.
[louder]
Fat Bastard: Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner.
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Fat Bastard: [about Mini-me] Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
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Fat Bastard: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
Fat Bastard: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.
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Dr. Evil: Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty.
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Fat Bastard: [after Felicity kicks Fat Bastard in the crotch] Owwww... Right in the mummy-daddy button.
Felicity Shagwell: That's for calling me crap you fatty!
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Austin Powers: Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...
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Felicity Shagwell: I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s.
Austin Powers: The 70s and the 80s? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.
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Dr. Evil: Sick as a dog. Ok. Ok Gonna vomit.
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Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?
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Ivana: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin Powers: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?
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Fat Bastard: [to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
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Dr. Evil: Look, I'm Zippy Longstockings.
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Felicity Shagwell: So Austin tell me about the future.
Austin Powers: Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by DAMN DIRTY APES.
Felicity Shagwell: Oh My God.
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Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the "laser". Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant "laser" get a fricken room for God's sakes?
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Fat Bastard: I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.
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Frau Farbissina: Send in the CLONE!
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Scott: Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.
Dr. Evil: Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
Scott: Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.
Dr. Evil: Probably.
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[Dr. Evil sings to Mini Me, to the tune of "Just the two of us"]
Dr. Evil: From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.

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