Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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Year: 1999
Number of Quotes: 67
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Movie Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) (Movie)

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[massaging Felicity]
Austin Powers: How does that feel, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: Mmm, lower.
Austin Powers: [deep voice] How does that feel, baby?
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Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President: What hand? Talk to your hand?
Dr. Evil: You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President: What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.
[snaps fingers]
Dr. Evil: Mmhmm.
The President: Whose girlfriend?
Dr. Evil: Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo-fo. I had to pop a cop cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. No? I've heard that somewhere.
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Dr. Evil: [about his new "laser"] You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott: Oh, nothing, Darth.
Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Nothing.
Scott: [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
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Dr. Evil: Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do.
[pauses]
Dr. Evil: I'd probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.
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Fat Bastard: [to Felicity] Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
[on the verge of tears]
Fat Bastard: I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
[Farts]
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Dr. Evil: Mini-me, you complete me.
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Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father.
Austin Powers: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.
Austin Powers: Right. Idiot, yes.
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Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.
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The President: C'mon, let me nuke that bastard.
Commander Gilmour: Are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
The President: Would you miss it?
[looks around the table]
The President: Would you miss it?
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Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.
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Felicity Shagwell: Move over, Rover. This chick is taking over.
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Ivana: When did you get "The Clapper"?
Austin Powers: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.
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Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin Powers: I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin Powers: I guessed wrong.
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Dr. Evil: As the French say, that certain "I don't know what".
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Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume.
Austin Powers: Powers by name, powers by reputation.
Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.
Austin Powers: Oh, be-have.
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it.
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Robin Swallows: Tell me, Mr. Powers. Do you swing?
Austin Powers: Are you kidding, baby? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby! Yeah!
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[Driving on a supposedly English road, clearly *not* filmed on location]
Mike Myers: You know what's remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California.
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Austin Powers: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.
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Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Well throw me a freakin' bone here, Scott.
Scott: Why did you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
[audience boos]
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
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Austin Powers: How could you sleep with Fat Bastard?
Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.
Austin Powers: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

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