Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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Year: 1997
Number of Quotes: 92
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Movie Quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) (Movie)

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Dr. Evil: It's DR.Evil! I didn't spent six years on evil medical studies to be called "mister", thank you very much!
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Number Two: Over the last thirty years, Virtucon has grown by leaps and bounds. About fifteen years ago, we changed from volatile chemicals to the communication industry. We own cable companies in thirty-eight states.
[the thirty-eight states illuminate on a map]
Number Two: In addition to our cable holdings, we own a steel mill in Cleveland.
[a steel mill miniature illuminates in Cleveland]
Number Two: Shipping in Texas.
[a ship off the coast of Texas illuminates]
Number Two: Oil refineries in Seattle.
[an oil refinery illuminates in Seattle]
Number Two: And a factory in Chicago that makes miniature models of factories.
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Decapitated Henchman's Friend: Smiddy won't be coming tonight. His head was bitten off by a tank of ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
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Austin Powers: Ooo, Behave!
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Commander Gilmour: [after hearing about Dr. Evil's Big Boy rocket, which is returning] Good God. He's back!
Johnson Ritter: In many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
Commander Gilmour: Shut up!
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Dr. Evil: This is Frau Frabissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
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Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?
Dr. Evil: No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.
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Therapist: We have some new-comers here today. Please say hello to Scott and his father Mr... Ev-ille?
Dr. Evil: Evil, Actually, Dr. Evil.
The Group: Hello, Scott. Hello, Dr. Evil.
Scott Evil: Hi, everybody.
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Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.
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Easily Fooled Security Guard: [Hypnotized attempt at a British accent] I brought you your orange SHER-bert.
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Frau Farbissina: Send in the FEMBOTS!
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Austin Powers: Its time to swing, baby.
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Austin Powers: [has just farted in Alotta's hot tub] Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.
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Austin Powers: Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.
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[Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom]
Austin Powers: Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see...
[Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind]
Austin Powers: ...anything at all.
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[Austin tries to resist to Fembots]
Austin Powers: [muttering] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
[One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs]
Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
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Austin Powers: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.
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Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!
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Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.
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Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you're grounded Mister and I am not joking. Let's begin.

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