Me, Myself & Irene
Me, Myself & Irene

Me, Myself & Irene

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Year: 2000
Genre: Comedy
Number of Quotes: 67
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.
[grabs microphone]
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
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Jamaal: Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
Hank Evans: [singing to The Dwarves' MotherFucker] I'm a Motherfucker! I'm a Motherfucker! I'm a Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo...
[sees Irene with a lawn dart at the ready]
Hank Evans: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
[turns off radio]
Hank Evans: What's the buzz? Tell me what's happenin'.
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Chris Rock: Toss my salad, fool what's that? Well having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.
Charlie Baileygates: He's a funny motherfucker!
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Lieutenant Gerke: The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!
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Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks?
Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?
Charlie Baileygates: No, I mean your company.
Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur!
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Charlie Baileygates: Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven.
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Irene P. Waters: Could we maybe get Charlie back out here for a huddle?
Hank Evans: Sure, and while I'm at it, why don't you go climb that telephone pole and take a big steamy piss on the power lines! Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But to do that, I'm going to need complete uninanonomonitity.

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