Liar Liar
Liar Liar

Liar Liar

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Year: 1997
Genre: Comedy / Fantasy
Number of Quotes: 67
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Judge Marshall Stevens: Mr. Reede, do we have a settlement?
Fletcher Reede: Noooo!
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Judge Marshall Stevens: Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky!
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Fletcher Reede: Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.
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Fletcher Reede: [having been charged a huge amount to get his car back. He reaches for an air freshener] I'm taking this!
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Fletcher Reede: [having farted in an elevator] It was me!
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Fletcher Reede: You scratched my car!
Motorpool Guy: Where?
Fletcher Reede: [indicating with his hands] Right there!
Motorpool Guy: OH... That was already there.
Fletcher Reede: You - -LIAR! You know what I am going to do about this?
Motorpool Guy: What?
Fletcher Reede: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: [tossing the keys to Fletcher] You've been here before haven't ya?
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[after sex]
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher Reede: I've had better.

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