Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

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User Rating: 2 / 5
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Year: 1995
Number of Quotes: 19
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) (Movie)

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Ace Ventura: Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!
Ace Ventura: We should head back now.
Fulton Greenwall: Don't you think you should investigate?
Ace Ventura: There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.
Fulton Greenwall: But I thought you said...
Ace Ventura: It's DARK! I could fall into a precipice!
Ouda: Here! Take this
[Ouda holds out torch]
[Ace swipes torch from Ouda's hand]
Ace Ventura: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.
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Ace Ventura: Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!
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Ace Ventura: Where iz zhe bat?
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Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!
Ace Ventura: Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*.
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Ace Ventura: Just what sort of bat are we talking about?
Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course.
Ace Ventura: Corpus Kilochiroptera?
Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.
[the Wachati chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]
Ace Ventura: Shikaka...
[they bow again]
Ace Ventura: Shikaka!
[they bow again]
Ace Ventura: Shikasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Ace Ventura: Ohhh! Shishkebab.
[they almost bow]
Ace Ventura: Shawshank Redemption.
[they almost bow]
Ace Ventura: ShicaaaaGO!
[the chief bows]
Ace Ventura: You're outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you're out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]
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Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
Ouda: It's made from guano.
Ace Ventura: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.
[Ace drops the bowl, spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]
Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.
Ace Ventura: Yummie!
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[Wachootoo Chief exposes his rotten teeth while screaming at Ace]
Ace Ventura: You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.
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Ace Ventura: [the Tiny Warrior shrieks in Wachutu] What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: I *think* he said, she's not a virgin.
Ace Ventura: [pause] They can *tell* that?
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Ace Ventura: Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...
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[Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck]
Ace Ventura: Nobody wants to play with me!
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[spying, sitting in a mechanical rhino]
Ace Ventura: Pretty hot in these rhinos...
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Ace Ventura: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
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Ace Ventura: It is the mucus that binds us.
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Ace Ventura: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
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Ace Ventura: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
[yodels]
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Airplane Stewardess: Peanut?
Ace Ventura: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Airplane Stewardess: Peanut.
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Ace Ventura: You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.
Vincent Cadby: Very impressive... might I ask, how?
Ace Ventura: Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.
[Ace gasps for air]
Vincent Cadby: And my work habits?
Ace Ventura: Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.
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Ace Ventura: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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Ace Ventura: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.
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