Cable Guy
Cable Guy

The Cable Guy

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User Rating: 2 / 5
(1 vote)
Year: 1996
Genre: Comedy / Thriller
Number of Quotes: 67
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Steven Kovacs: [Chip had hired a prostitute to entertain Steven] Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
Chip Douglas: Well I'll tell you how you handle that: DON'T TELL HER.
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Chip Douglas: Cable guy!
[pounds on the door]
Chip Douglas: Cably Guy? Cable Guy!
[Rings the buzzer]
Chip Douglas: Cabla goobla!
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Chip Douglas: HI! Is there a problem with your service?
Steven Kovacs: Yeah, my cable is out.
Chip Douglas: [Presents a cut cord] Really? So you call me? Ha, funny how you call when you NEED something. Is that how you treat people?
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Steven Kovacs: Don't be mad. Can't you get somebody else?
Rick: Sure. Maybe I'll take MY cable guy.
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Steven Kovacs: You know, I'm embarassed to say this but I don't even know your name.
Chip Douglas: You really wanna know my name? You do?
Steven Kovacs: Sure.
Chip Douglas: [after pause] It's Ernie Douglas. But my friends call me Chip.
[Smiles at Steven]
Steven Kovacs: Um... Goodbye.
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Steven Kovacs: What's going on?
Chip Douglas: It appears that we're going to do battle, Steven.
Steven Kovacs: Is this a normal part of the show?
Chip Douglas: No, but I gave all the knights free cable. They thought it would be cool if we went at it for a while.
Steven Kovacs: Is it safe?
Chip Douglas: Sure, that's what the armor's for. Come on.
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Medieval Times host: Preferred customer my ASS!
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Steven Kovacs: Dammit. Son of a bitch! The cable's out.
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Chip Douglas: [eating chicken at Medieval Times] Can I have your skin?
Steven Kovacs: Sure.
Chip Douglas: Check this out.
[places pieces of chicken skin over his face]
Chip Douglas: Silence of the lambs!
[imitates Hannibal Lecter]
Chip Douglas: Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.
[bursts out laughing]
Steven Kovacs: Oh lord.
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The Cable Guy: Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost.
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[the Cable Guy makes a slam dunk and breaks the glass panel above the basket]
The Cable Guy: I love this game!
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The Cable Guy: [Steven punches him] You're gonna have to do better than that, Steven. Steven. St-st-my lisp is gone!
[Steven punches him again; lisps]
The Cable Guy: You thtupid thon of a bitch!
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The Cable Guy: If Robin had seen you tonight, she'd be begging you to take her back. I'm telling you, these knights get laid all the time.
The Cable Guy: [He and Steve are on horses about to charge one another] This is our destiny!
Steven Kovacs: No it's not!
The Cable Guy: Yes it is!
Steven Kovacs: No it isn't!
The Cable Guy: Yes it is!
Steven Kovacs: Isn't!
The Cable Guy: T'is!
Steven Kovacs: Isn't!
The Cable Guy: T'is!
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The Cable Guy: Sounds like heart break to me.
Steven Kovacs: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
The Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!
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Sam Sweet: [Tape of his phone call to the police] Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian.
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Chip Douglas: [On Steve's Answer Phone] Awwwww shit.
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Chip Douglas: What a place for an ending, huh? It's like that movie 'Goldeneye'!
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Chip Douglas: You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
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Chip Douglas: You better buckle up. I've had a lot to drink... just kidding. That's my humor!
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Steven Kovacs: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?

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