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Movie Quotes from Dumb & Dumber (1994) (Movie)
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Harry Dunne: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
Lloyd Christmas: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Harry Dunne: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?
Lloyd Christmas: Uh yea, we are in the Rocky's. Jeez!
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Lloyd Christmas: Hmmm, Calafornia. Beautiful..
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Lloyd Christmas: It's okay! I'm a limo driver!
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Lloyd Christmas: Don't you go dying on me!
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Lloyd Christmas: [Harry is choking him barehanded on a picnic table in Aspen] Harry-you're hands are freezing!
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Lloyd Christmas: [to Harry] How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
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Harry Dunne: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
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Lloyd Christmas: Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?
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Harry Dunne: Who's got the foot long?
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Beth Jordan: I'm gonna give you my number. Let's see if I can find it...
Harry Dunne: Great!
[notices his left leg is on fire]
Harry Dunne: Ha!
Beth Jordan: Okay. I know I left it in here somewhere.
Harry Dunne: [stomping his left leg] Look! Why don't you just tell it to me! I have a really good memory!
Beth Jordan: Well, the number is 555-...
[Harry repeats it almost silently]
Beth Jordan: ...-905 - . Oh wait! That's my home number. That is so weird how your mind just goes plain...
Harry Dunne: [gets impatient, still trying to stomp the fire out] FOR GOD'S SAKE! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!
Beth Jordan: [looks at Harry appalled] Okay. Look guy! Your gonna get pushy, FORGET ABOUT IT!
[Beth drives off, and Harry stomps away to the bathroom to put the fire out]
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Harry Dunne: Weirdo.
Lloyd Christmas: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.
Harry Dunne: Moron.
Lloyd Christmas: Raider of the lost fart.
Harry Dunne: Buttfish.
Lloyd Christmas: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.
Nicholas Andre: SHUT UP!
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Mary Swanson: [after hearing on TV about the kid who bought a dead bird] Who are these sick people?
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Lloyd Christmas: [Opening the door on Nicholas Andre, who he thinks is a hotel employee] We have plenty of towels - thank you!
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Joe 'Mental' Mentaliano: Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.
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Beth Jordan: [at the gas station] Uh sir, you're... you're spraying everywhere...
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Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supose to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.
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Lloyd Christmas: [after a confrontation with Sea Bass] You really wimped out, man.
Harry Dunne: What are you talking about, wimped out? Wha... Did you s... The guy hawked on my burger!
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Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.
Lloyd Christmas: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Of course.
Lloyd Christmas: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
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Lloyd Christmas: I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
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Lloyd Christmas: I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
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