Dumb & Dumber
Dumb & Dumber

Dumb & Dumber

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User Rating: 3 / 5
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Year: 1994
Number of Quotes: 77
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Lloyd Christmas: Well suck me sideways!
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Lloyd Christmas: This isn't my real job, you know.
Mary Swanson: No?
Lloyd Christmas: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.
Mary Swanson: That's nice.
Lloyd Christmas: I got worms!
Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd Christmas: That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
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Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
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Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]
Lloyd Christmas: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd Christmas: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
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Lloyd Christmas: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
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Harry Dunne: Yeah, well, I don't know. These places just don't do it for me.
Lloyd Christmas: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry Dunne: No, it was a girl.
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Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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Harry Dunne: Skis, huh?
Beth Jordan: That's right!
Harry Dunne: Great! They yours?
Beth Jordan: Uh-huh.
Harry Dunne: Both of 'em?
Beth Jordan: Yes.
Harry Dunne: Ah... cool!
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Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
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Harry Dunne: Hi, Lloyd!
Lloyd Christmas: Hi, Harry!
Harry Dunne: How was your day?
Lloyd Christmas: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again.
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Lloyd Christmas: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
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Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
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Harry Dunne: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
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[to the dogs in his van]
Harry Dunne: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
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Harry Dunne: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd Christmas: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry Dunne: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd Christmas: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry Dunne: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd Christmas: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.
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[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
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Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

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