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Movie Quotes from The Mask (1994) (Movie)
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Lt. Mitch Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas?
Stanley Ipkiss: [seeing Milo jump at the closet door where the stolen money is] Milo, no! I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's... *pajama drawer* is no longer safe?
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[repeated line]
The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
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Alley Punk #1: Hey, mister! You got the time?
The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby.
[pulls out a wind up alarm clock]
The Mask: LOOK AT THAT! It's about two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!
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Lt. Mitch Kellaway: There can't be two idiots with pajamas like these.
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[in a thick French accent]
The Mask: Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?
[Normal voice]
The Mask: I'd like to think so. Ha, ha ha!
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Eddy: The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye.
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[Pulls out a condom in front of a bunch of thugs]
The Mask: Sorry, wrong pocket.
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Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood.
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Charlie Schumaker: [after Stanley snaps at Dickey] That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?
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Lt. Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze!
[the Mask freezes in mid-air]
Lt. Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up.
The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!
Lt. Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze.
[the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground]
Lt. Mitch Kellaway: You're under arrest.
[pulls out his cuffs]
The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
[regular voice]
The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA!
[gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together]
The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
Lt. Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.
The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?
[snorts in laughter]
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The Mask: [innocently] No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
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The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
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Charlie Schumaker: Forget her, Stanley... That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."
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Stanley Ipkiss: [to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard] No Milo, not the *cheese*... The *keys*!
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The Mask: [standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!
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[after being shot]
The Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out,
[cough cough]
The Mask: tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn...
[he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]
The Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!
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Mr. Dickey: You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's the same as stealing!
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The Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
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