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Movie Quotes from Garden State (2004) (Movie)
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Sam: So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him... You wanna help?
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Tim: By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
Andrew Largeman: [to Mark] Asshole!
Mark: What? My mum did it.
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Sam: I think we got one. Wait, I'm going to go get a cup.
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Andrew Largeman: Who are you?
Sam: I'm your new friend Sam. Tissue?
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Andrew Largeman: It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.
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Sam: How's your head?
Andrew Largeman: I shall live through the day.
Sam: Cool.
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Mark: Hey, vagina!
Andrew Largeman: Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam, it's Mark, Dave, and you remember Jesse.
Jesse: Hey.
Sam: Hey.
Dave: What's up?
Mark: Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said vagina just now. I didn't know you were here.
Sam: Oh, that's okay.
Mark: Nice. Let's get fucked up.
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Tim: [Klingon phrase] qIrq HoH.
Carol: It means I like to mate after battle.
Tim: That's not what I said.
Carol: Yeah...
Tim: No, no. That wasn't the one I said. This one means Kill Kirk... And also, hallelujah... Depending on the context.
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Andrew Largeman: [mocking Sam] Ohmigod, you're totally freaking out. You're, like, bolting for the door.
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Andrew Largeman: This isn't a conversation about this being over. I'm not like, putting a period at the end of this. I'm putting like... an ellipsis on it.
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Andrew Largeman: Do you lie a lot?
Sam: What do you consider a lot?
Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.
Sam: People call me lots of things...
Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
Sam: I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying?
Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.
Sam: You can do that?
Andrew Largeman: I can try.
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Carol: Mark, he's a knight.
Mark: He's just a fast food knight.
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Andrew Largeman: My mom just died. God, it's weird to say it out loud, but... my mom just died.
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Andrew Largeman: Place looks good.
Gideon Largeman: Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it.
Andrew Largeman: Really?
Gideon Largeman: Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that.
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Sam: My hair is blowing in the wind.
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Andrew Largeman: Safe... when I'm with you I feel so safe... like I'm home.
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Andrew Largeman: I just feel like I've been going to too many of these lately.
Sam: What? Dates?
Andrew Largeman: You call this a date? This isn't a date. No, funerals.
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[Largeman flounders in the pool]
Jesse: Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.
Mark: You look like a wet beaver.
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Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!
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