Garden State
Garden State

Garden State

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Romance
Number of Quotes: 96
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Andrew Largeman: But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.
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Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. Sent me away makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.
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Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?
Mark: They love their malls here, man.
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Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.
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Kelly: Well, we just ate all this fucking 'X', so what the hell else are we supposed to do?
Jesse: The woman has a point.
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Sam: We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?
Andrew Largeman: What?
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?
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Sam: This is Tickle.
Andrew Largeman: What is Tickle?
Sam: Tickle is my favorite thing in the whole world. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket.
Andrew Largeman: Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something?
Sam: Shut up!
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Sam: It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything, it's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. Besides, a lot of these are fish.
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Titembay: Peace out, playa!
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Kenny: Your mom just died!
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Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?
Andrew Largeman: You mean... as a cop?
Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole,
[shouts]
Kenny: shut-the-fuck-up thing...
Andrew Largeman: Well, I thought you were a dick, so I guess that's good...
Kenny: [pumping his fist] Nice!
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Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!
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Kenny: People really listen to you, you know? I mean...
[suddenly pulls out gun]
Kenny: they HAVE to!
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Andrew Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Andrew Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
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Sam: OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.
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Andrew Largeman: There's a handful of normal kid things I kinda missed.
Sam: There's a handful of normal kid things I kinda wish I'd missed.
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Mark: How about some fucking furniture, man?
Jesse: I bought a chair once, but I didn't like it.
Andrew Largeman: Where is it?
Jesse: [indicating the fireplace] It's keeping us warm.
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Sam: Wow. That's pretty damn random of you there, Andrew. Nice to meet you, can I use you?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: It must be the Hollywood in you.
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Kenny: Put your hands on your head, please.
Andrew Largeman: What?
Kenny: I said to put your motherfucking hands on your head.
[slams car door]
Kenny: Please. Eighty in a twenty-five. What are you going to tell me, you were late or you're just tired?
Andrew Largeman: I was?
Kenny: Shut the fuck up!
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Karl Benson: I should get your number.

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