Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks!

Mars Attacks!

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User Rating: 3 / 5
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Year: 1996
Number of Quotes: 40
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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General Casey: [talking on phone] Hello? This is General Casey. I get to meet the Martian Ambassador! Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor. But didn't I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen. Yeah... Ok
[makes kissing noises and ends the phone call]
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Martian Translator Device: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
General Decker: What the hell does that mean?
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Richie Norris: I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!
Grandma Florence Norris: Come on kid I'm not that old!
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President James Dale: General Decker, if you do not shut up I am going to relieve you of your commands
General Decker: We have to strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!
President James Dale: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
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Art Land: Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.
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President James Dale: I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.
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President James Dale: What do you think, Marcia?
First Lady Marsha Dale: Kick the crap out of 'em.
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President James Dale: Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome.
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[Pitching a hotel-casino idea]
Art Land: If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.
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[Challenging a Martian to a fistfight]
Byron Williams: No weapons! No tricks! Just you and me! Byron Williams! The heavyweight champion of the world!
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General Decker: Liberals! Intellectuals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS!
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Rude Gambler: HEY! You're Tom Jones Right? "It ain't unusual", Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone Got A Pen?
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Byron Williams: Barbara, you alright?
Barbara Land: Huh? I need a drink...
Rude Gambler: You and me both baby!
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Barbara Land: Hello, my name is Barbara,
AA Meeting: Hello Barbara,
Barbara Land: I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months!
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Art Land: [Repeatedly] Wow!
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Richie Norris: Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
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Art Land: I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.
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First Lady Marsha Dale: [after seeing the Martians for the first time] I'm not having that thing in my house.
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Richie Norris: I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.
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President James Dale: Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?

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