Chip: [talking to Sara as he puts a drink on the table] I noticed your glass was getting a little low so I took the liberty of bringing you another apple martini.

Sara Melas: Thank you.

Chip: And I couldn't help but notice... you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Sara Melas: [as she puts her drink down] What's your name?

Chip: They call me Chip.

Sara Melas: Awww... you can't get them to stop?

Chip: [laughs] That was funny.

Sara Melas: Listen Chip, I understand the courage it takes to walk across a room and try to generate a relationship out of thin air so don't take the following personally...

Chip: You have fantastic eyes.

Sara Melas: [chuckles] Thanks, try to listen. I..uh this is no reflection on you, I'm just not interested. But thank you for the compliment of coming over.

Chip: You're welcome. So do you like Cuban food?

Sara Melas: Chip seriously, that wasn't code for "I wish you'd try harder".

Chip: Are you always so shut down, and afraid? That the right man might make you feel...

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: [interrupting Chip and puts a hand on his shoulder] ...Feel like a natural woman?

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Sorry I'm late hunny I couldn't get a cab. How was the meeting?

Sara Melas: Oooh... well there was a beginning a middle and an end. Nice to meet you Chip.

Chip: [stands up to walk away] You too.

Max: There is more to life than to watch other people live it.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: When your wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan... when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel?

Albert Brennaman: Yeah?

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Michelangelo.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Sistine Chapel.

Albert Brennaman: So you're saying you can make this work?

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: My name is Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling.

Sara Melas: What's your name?

Chip: They call me Chip.

Sara Melas: Aw, you can't get 'em to stop?

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: I'm like a vault baby, locked down!

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: No guile, no game... No girl

Max: Spoken like a true cynic.

Sara Melas: I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!

Max: Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

Albert Brennaman: [showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: [to Albert] Don't need no pizza. They got plenty of food there.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: [talking about when kissing going 90 per cent then he goes 10] All right show me the magic.

Albert Brennaman: OK.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: [after being kissed] What the hell?

Albert Brennaman: Well, you said show me the magic .

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Yeah, but you go 90 then I go 10. You don't go the whole hundred, you over-eager son of a... BLECH!

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: What you got there?

Albert Brennaman: This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn't hurt so much.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem?

Sara Melas: So life's kind of hard all around.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.

Sara Melas: Oh, God. You're a morning person, aren't you?

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Well, you know, like I always tell my clients, "Begin each day as if it were on purpose."

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Get out.

Sara Melas: [on her cell phone talking to Geoff, on her way to work] Did I call it or did I call it? I mean, what did I say, six months? And when was her first date? So five-and-a-half? God, I hate it when I'm right. I mean, what is it about guys that makes them want to screw anything that walks, even when they're going out with someone as awesome as Allegra Cole? I mean, she's only the single most fabulous thing walking around New York. Thanks Young

Sara Melas: Are you kidding? Of course I'm gonna run it. Why should she waste her heart on some Swedish aristo-brat? Even if he is gorgeous. Hey, if he's stupid enough to cheat then the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.

Albert Brennaman: You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you.

Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens: Basic principles... there are none.