What Happens in Vegas
What Happens in Vegas

What Happens in Vegas

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Year: 2008
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Number of Quotes: 21
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from What Happens in Vegas (2008) (Movie)

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Jack Fuller: Will to be married to me...again?
Joy McNally: [sighs] Being with you makes me be myself again so I will be married to you...again.
[they kiss]
Joy McNally: I quit my job.
Jack Fuller: Good thing we have a ton of money!
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Hater: I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes.
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Joy McNally: The grown-ups have to go to work today... What are you going to do all day?
Jack Fuller: I don't know yet
[shoves cereal in mouth]
Joy McNally: Hmph.
Jack Fuller: I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
Joy McNally: Words to live by, Yanni.
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Jack Fuller: Hey, don't get hit by a bus
[door slams behind Joy]
Jack Fuller: . Or do, whatever.
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Joy McNally: Is there any part of the night, I don't know, maybe say the part where I was about to marry the rebound guy, that you thought, 'hey oh my God, this is a really good time for an intervention'?
Tipper: [extremely hungover] Seriously?
Joy McNally: Yeah.
Tipper: I like... threw up in my own purse... so...
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Jack Fuller: I did take myself out of the game. If you stop betting, you never have to lose.
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Judge R. D. Whopper: ...Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.
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Tipper: If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.
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Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.
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Joy McNally: That's just the topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said its movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really wanted was Jack's Sweaty ballsack flavor!
Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.
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Tipper: I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.
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Jack Fuller: Richard Banger? So your name is Dick Banger! Dick Banger!
Banger: And yours is Jack? Jack off! Jack off!
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Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
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Jack Fuller: ...We got robbed. All they took was the door.
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Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
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Hater: I'm the law, bitch!
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Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.
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Tipper: You know why.
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Dave the Bear: Do you even know how to drive an automatic?
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[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]
Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple guys to go to his place, knock on the door and when he opens it wham! We junk-punch him in his man buisness and he'll fall to the floor crying "why?!" and then we'll say "you know why!" Huh?
Joy McNally: Did you just make that up?
Tipper: No, I thought about it all the way over here.

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