Death Race
Death Race

Death Race

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
User Rating: 4.5 / 5
(2 votes)
Year: 2008
Number of Quotes: 41
Submitted by: Skramk


Movie Quotes Tools, add memorable movie quotes to your website

Latest


Partners

Entertainment Links

News

Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale

A window has put up an ebay ad selling the crypt just above Marilyn Monroe now occupied by her husband . She says that she is doing it to pay off her debts . The bidding for "Spend Eternity Directly Above

Get more news on the TMQ Blog!

Movie Quotes from Death Race (2008) (Movie)

Sign up to vote for your favorite quote!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Machine Gun Joe: [referring to Jensen] Who's the new fish?
Coach: Grease monkey.
Machine Gun Joe: [to Jensen] Well well. Monkey. I got a new name for you - Igor, because you about the ugliest motherfucker out here in this prison yo!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lists: Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar...
Gunner: Yeah, he was good too.
Lists: ...until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of ludes. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala, sent a dozen people to the hospital...and killed three of them.
Coach: Technically, he's the best driver in here but a mean son of a bitch quitter.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lists: [to Jensen] You've already met the local chapter of the Brotherhood. Their driver, Pachenko, has killed nine men on the track. Nobody knows how many off.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lists: Hector Grimm, the Grimm Reaper. The man's a master. Clinical psychopath. Three time consecutive life sentences. He's killed six men off the track, another twelve on it.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lists: 14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track...
Gunner: That we know of.
Lists: ...another seven on it.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Coach: Tomorrow morning you'll meet your navigator Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.
Jensen Ames: I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.
Gunner: Yeah, I'd like a big-tittied girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.
Coach: It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...
Gunner: Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, 'cause he's gay.
Lists: A-a-actually it's because he goes through them so fast, and a-a-audience gets squeamish.
Gunner: Yeah he goes through them...through their ass.
Coach: He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Jensen Ames: [seeing Gunner push a button in the car] What's that?
Gunner: The most important part of the car.
[cigarette lighter pops up and Gunner lights his cigarette]
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Jensen Ames: So where's the ammo?
Gunner: We get that on race day.
Jensen Ames: Pity.
Coach: Yeah, everyone thinks that...the first time.
Jensen Ames: Thinks what?
Coach: About turning the guns on the guards. About escaping.
Jensen Ames: No, I wasn't thinking that.
Coach: Well I'm glad, because Hennessey's got electric kill switches on all the guns on all the cars. And all the guard towers are fortified, and their guns are bigger than your guns. Oh, did I mention the helicopters and also the fact that we're on an island here a mile from the nearest shoreline? The only way in or out of here is on that one skinny bridge you came in on.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lists: Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at twenty-four years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Intercepter. A three time local speedway champion.
Jensen Ames: You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?
Coach: Jensen Intercepter. I had one. Handled like a school bus.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Hennessey: This prison is the home to murderers, rapists, and violent offenders of every kind. The United States Penal System sends me the worst of the worst. But the men you've provoked, well, let's just say Mr. Ames that the life term you've joined us for may be a lot shorter than you think.
Jensen Ames: I understand tradition. Shuffling up the new guy, having a slipping good time up my butthole...
[Jensen is hit in the side by Ulrich]
Hennessey: Foul language...is an issue...for me. While looking over your record, I couldn't help noticing your occupational history. It seems you have some talent behind the wheel. Out of curiosity, when was the last time you raced?
Jensen Ames: It's been a while. I lost my license.
Hennessey: What if I could help you?
Jensen Ames: Get my license back?
Hennessey: I had something else in mind. You're familiar with the Death Race, and the driver the fans call Frankenstein. A man so disfigured by crashes that he's forced to wear a mask. His return to the track is highly anticipated, and therein lies my problem. No one knows yet, but poor Frank died on an operating table not long after his last race. Anyone can wear the mask, but not just anyone can drive the car. You have the skills required to keep the legend alive. I want you to become Frankenstein.
Jensen Ames: No thanks. He's dead. Why don't you just tell the truth?
Hennessey: The audience wants to see Frank again. He moves them. Inspires them. And in this world that's not easy to come by.
Jensen Ames: What makes you think for a second I would risk my life doing this for you?
Hennessey: Win five races, you go free. Those are the rules, and Frank has won four. Win one more, you walk. Call it intuition, but I don't think you belong in here with the rest of these animals.
Jensen Ames: I might surprise you.
Hennessey: The race is Friday, and I need your decision. You're a skilled driver. You're chances are good. I'm offering you your freedom, Mr. Ames. If it's not worth risking your life for, what is?
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Machine Gun Joe: [seeing a fight about to break out] Never a dull day.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Coach: Who's the new guy?
Lists: Jensen Ames.
Gunner: The driver?
Coach: Never heard of him.
Gunner: Oh yeah. I saw him race years ago. He was good. He did some time upstate. Killed his career.
Lists: [reading from notebook] Holder of the fastest laps at Willard, Union, and Butler.
Coach: [seeing prisoners approach Jensen] I hope he's as fast off the track as he is on it.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Grimm: [as Hennessey walks by] Good morning, ma'am.
Hennessey: Good morning.
Grimm: [to prisoner] There goes the baddest ass in the yard.
Prisoner: Sounds like you're in love, homie.
Grimm: I am.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Jensen Ames: [to daughter] What does little Piper want? Do you want a story? You know you won't understand it, but it'll be good practice for me.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Nasty Teller: Cash or check?
Jensen Ames: Better make it cash.
[teller hands Jensen some money]
Jensen Ames: Three hundred dollars? I've worked a hundred and twenty hours in the last two weeks.
Nasty Teller: Cash fee. Next!
Jensen Ames: Cash fee?
Nasty Teller: You wanted cash, there's a fee. You want a check instead?
Jensen Ames: Seeing as how the company's out of business, not exactly.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Machine Gun Joe: [before blowing up the Monster] Sayonara, Frankie.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
[first lines]
Case: [while being shot at during Death Race] Damn it!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Ulrich: Happy holidays.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Coach: I love this game.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Hennessey: Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

Submit missing quotes by clicking here!

Recommendations

If you enjoyed quotes from this title, we also recommend:

 Iron Man

87 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Lost World: Jurassic Park

63 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

38 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

106 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

131 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Contact | RSS | Report Bug | Blog | Tools | Sitemap

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

© 2008 TheMovieQuotes.com All Rights Reserved.