Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket

Full Metal Jacket

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
User Rating: 5 / 5
(2 votes)
Year: 1987
Genre: Action / Drama / Thriller / War
Number of Quotes: 87
Submitted by: Skramk


Movie Quotes Tools, add memorable movie quotes to your website

Latest


Partners

Entertainment Links

News

Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale

A window has put up an ebay ad selling the crypt just above Marilyn Monroe now occupied by her husband . She says that she is doing it to pay off her debts . The bidding for "Spend Eternity Directly Above

Get more news on the TMQ Blog!

Movie Quotes from Full Metal Jacket (1987) (Movie)

Sign up to vote for your favorite quote!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Private Eightball: Hey, what the mother fuck?
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Lt. Lockhart: Charlie has hit every major military target In Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sahn is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we've heard even Cronkite's going to say the war is now unwinnable. In other words, it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
Pvt. Joker: Sir... does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?
Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
Pvt. Joker: Yes, sir.
Lt. Lockhart: And Joker, you will take off that damn button. How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol?
Private Rafterman: Sir? Permission to go with Joker?
Lt. Lockhart: Permission granted.
Private Rafterman: Thank you, sir.
Pvt. Joker: Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me?
Lt. Lockhart: You still here? Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you. You're responsible for him.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Pvt. Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Pvt. Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret.
Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer.
Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
T.H.E. Rock: You're going home now.
Crazy Earl: Semper fi.
Donlon: We're mean marines, sir.
Private Eightball: Go easy, bros.
Animal Mother: Better you than me.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Animal Mother: Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong gooks.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Private Eightball: Personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Pvt. Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Pvt. Joker: Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[slaps Joker]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Snowball!
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.
Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Disappear, scumbag!
Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Pvt. Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
Private Cowboy: What do you got?
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Pvt. Joker: [narrating] Our last night on the island. I drew fire watch.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Pvt. Joker: [narrating] Graduation is only a few days away, and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men, men without fear.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your sixth general order?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, the private's sixth general order is to receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... all orders - Sir, the private's sixth general order - Sir, the private has been instructed, but he does not know, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25.
Pvt. Joker: Sir, aye-aye, sir!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman walks toward Pvt. Pyle; Pyle holds up his rifle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How many counts in that movement you just executed?
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, 4 counts, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's the idea of looking down in the chamber?
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, that is to guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your fifth general order?
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, the private's fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard. Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
[at the Firing Range, Pvt. Pyle is shooting at the targets, doing an impressive job while Hartman watches]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Outstanding, Private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well.
Pvt. Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pickett!
Pickett: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Toe Jam!
Toe Jam: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Adams!
Adams: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 1800. Engineers. You go out and find mines. Cowboy!
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Taylor!
Taylor: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Joker!
Pvt. Joker: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 4212. Basic Military Journalism. You gotta be shittin' me, Joker. You think you're Mickey Spillane? You think you're some kind of a fuckin' writer?
Pvt. Joker: Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Jesus H. Christ! You're not a writer. You're a killer!
Pvt. Joker: A killer, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Gomer Pyle. GOMER PYLE!
Pvt. Pyle: [staring into space] Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You forget your fuckin' name? 0300. Infantry. You made it.
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
[Cowboy is sending Eightball to investigate an area for enemies]
Private Cowboy: Eightball, let's dance.
Private Eightball: Put a nigger behind the trigger!
0
points
I like this quote!I don't like this quote!
Chili: You weren't on Operation Hastings, Payback. You weren't even in country.
Private Payback: Oh, eat shit and die, you fucking Spanish American. You fucking *pogue*! I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!

Submit missing quotes by clicking here!

Recommendations

If you enjoyed quotes from this title, we also recommend:

 Spy Game

32 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Kill Bill: Vol. 2

104 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Fight Club

191 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Enemy of the State

59 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 Shaft

21 Quotes

TMQ User Rating

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Contact | RSS | Report Bug | Blog | Tools | Sitemap

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

© 2008 TheMovieQuotes.com All Rights Reserved.