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Movie Quotes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) (Movie)
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Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
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Sarah Marshall: What are you doing here?
Peter Bretter: I've come here to kill you!
[laughs]
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Peter Bretter: Is she coming this way?
Rachel Jansen: Yep.
Peter Bretter: I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
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Surfing Instructor: I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name...Peepyopee!
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Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on!
Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!
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Aldous Snow: Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.
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Aldous Snow: I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.
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Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter Bretter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter Bretter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter Bretter: Can you stop doing that?
Gag Me Girl: Do you want to gag me?
Peter Bretter: You brought a gag?
Gag Me Girl: Yeah, and handcuffs. So do you wanna gag me?
Peter Bretter: Well, I kinda want to now.
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Darald: Off to find the mythical clitoris!
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Peter Bretter: You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you!'
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Darald: Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
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Aldous Snow: Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!
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Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!
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Aldous Snow: [after spilling red wine on his shirt] Oh God, please take my eyes, but not the shirt!
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Dwayne the Bartender: Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me?
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Dwayne the Bartender: Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!
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Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.
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Sarah Marshall: [lifts up the sheet] What do you think, Rush?
Detective Hunter Rush: [cringes] It's going to be hard for her to reenter the pageant... without a face.
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Sarah Marshall: I need you to get hard, Pete.
Peter Bretter: I know what I'm supposed to do.
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