Bon Cop Bad Cop
Bon Cop Bad Cop

Bon Cop Bad Cop

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User Rating: 5 / 5
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Year: 2006
Number of Quotes: 32
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Bon Cop Bad Cop (2006) (Movie)

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Martin Ward: [to David] Hold up her skirt. You should be good at that.
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Capt. Le Boeuf: Jesus Christ, David! You went in without a warrant. You put a suspect in your trunk. All that's left of him fits in a sandwich bag. Do you think that's normal?!
David Bouchard: Don't go crazy. He had a record as long as your arm, he's not exactly Brother André.
[David starts to laugh]
Martin Ward: [Martin starts to laugh] Brother André!
Capt. Le Boeuf: We have to pick him up with a spatula! Then you burn down a house with a victim inside!
David Bouchard: Don't forget my car.
Capt. Le Boeuf: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking!
Martin Ward: In fact, Chief, it was all my fault. I thought I spotted someone inside in distress. There was someone in there, but not who I thought. He was in distress... but not today. It's close enough. Huh?
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David Bouchard: Why does this shit always happen to me?
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Martin Ward: [to David] Did you take Ritalin as a child?
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[David's car explodes with Luc inside the trunk]
Martin Ward: The suspect!
David Bouchard: My car!
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Martin Ward: Give me your car keys.
David Bouchard: No.
Martin Ward: This is ridiculous David. We can't leave a suspect in the trunk of your car because you're late for your daughter's ballet recital.
David Bouchard: Why not?
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Martin Ward: This is a handicapped space! You can't park here.
David Bouchard: Yes, I can, I'm with you.
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Martin Ward: I just hope you don't talk like that around children.
David Bouchard: Holy fucking shit! Gabrielle!
Martin Ward: I have my answer.
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Luc Therrien: What planet are you from?
Martin Ward: Toronto.
Luc Therrien: Oh, yeah? That's why I hate your face.
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Martin Ward: Ever tried yoga?
Rita: I know practically every position.
Luc Therrien: We all know your favourite positions, Rita.
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Luc Therrien: [to Martin] Nice turtleneck.
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Martin Ward: Rule 12: You let me interrogate the witnesses. I do the talking.
David Bouchard: Whatever, but in French.
Martin Ward: Depends on the maternal language of the person we're talking to, doesn't it?
David Bouchard: In Quebec, we work in French.
Martin Ward: Fine! That leaves the rest of Canada under my jurisdiction, with the possible exception of some of New Brunswick.
David Bouchard: Whoa! What did I just say? In FRENCH!
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[Hand-crank fells off when Martin tries to open window]
Martin Ward: This car is really you, you know?
David Bouchard: Thanks.
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Martin Ward: Oh! Look, we're gonna have to have some ground rules here.
David Bouchard: No problem. Rule 1: in Quebec, I'm in charge. I take care of fights and car chases.
Martin Ward: I see. That leaves jaywalking and traffic violations for me?
David Bouchard: As long as no ladders are needed.
Martin Ward: And no smoking.
David Bouchard: That's your right.
Martin Ward: Then why are you lighting up?
David Bouchard: I have rights too. I'm in the smoking section.
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Martin Ward: You can't do that! This isn't an official police car! There's no siren to warn people!
David Bouchard: Roll down your window and make the siren noise yourself.
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Harry Buttman: [Buttman is bound and lying in a car trunk] Don't you know who I am? We'll sue your asses. You can't put me in the trunk of a car.
Martin Ward: Yes we can. It's Quebec tradition.
[Ward closes the car trunk]
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Luc Therrien: [in front of a mirror wearing mascot costume] Are you talkin' to me? Huh? Are you talkin' to me?
[Luc tries to leave the bathroom but runs head on into a wall]
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[Luc, wearing the mascot costume, realizes his hands are too big to press the elevator button]
Luc Therrien: Goddammit...
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[Luc, wearing the mascot costume, tries to walk down stairs but his feet are too big]
Luc Therrien: Oh for fuck's sake...
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Martin Ward: [Ward is angry about their car exploding] Merde de shit de merde de fuck de TABERNAC!

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