Bon Cop Bad Cop
Bon Cop Bad Cop

Bon Cop Bad Cop

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User Rating: 5 / 5
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Year: 2006
Number of Quotes: 32
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Tattoo Killer: [Tattoo Killer is running, and a beep sound like a bomb is heard] You've got to be fucking kidding me!
[he explodes]
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Iris Ward: What are you doing here?
Johnathan Ward: I just saved my dad.
David Bouchard: From what? Heart attack by watching curling on TV?
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David Bouchard: You have an accent in both languages. Who was your teacher? Jean Chrétien?
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Martin Ward: I'm sorry, but i didn't get half of what he said.
David Bouchard: [in French] Me neither! As long as we each got a different half, we'll be okay.
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Martin Ward: [in French] Are you able to determine...
Jeff: [in French] The height he fell from? Depends on the speed of the helicopter.
David Bouchard: [in French] Who said anything about a helicopter?
Jeff: [in French] Me, I could've sworn I just said helicopter. You see, an airplane goes too fast. He'd be cut in two, without your help. A failed parachute would still be attached. Hanglider straps are too complicated. You really have to want to kill yourself. The air-balloon festival hasn't started yet. If it was a stork, he would've been caught in a 46-year traffic jam. So, helicopter. But to reply to your question, 80 metres max. Or 236 feet, 4 and 7/8s inches for you. An inert body in free fall goes at 30 metres a second. Looking at this mess, I'd say a minimum of 25 and a max of 80. My feeling is that it's not 60. At 30 meters a second, the fall would take exactly 2 seconds. And that's too round a figure. I just don't feel it. Nothing in life should be so precise. Maximum 80 metres.
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David Bouchard: [in French] Is he circumcised?
Martin Ward: [looks] Yes.
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Martin Ward: [in French] You may speak French, Captain.
Capt. Le Boeuf: [in French] Ah, for fuck's sake...
[David looks surprised]
David Bouchard: [in French] You speak French?
Martin Ward: [in French] No, not really. I had a small gadget installed in my brain [in English] and I see subtitles under people when they speak.
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Capt. Le Boeuf: [in broken English] It's okay. David... can English. He can English. He can...
Brian MacDuff: Oh!
Capt. Le Boeuf: Yes! Yes!
Brian MacDuff: Okay, well, go ahead, then
Capt. Le Boeuf: Okay, okay, i go, i go. So we thought it was a good hoppor...
Brian MacDuff: Opportunity.
Capt. Le Boeuf: It was a good...
Brian MacDuff: Opportunity.
Capt. Le Boeuf: Hopportunity to be...
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Martin Ward: Good morning.
David Bouchard: Hey, nice turtleneck. It's really you.
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[David walks over to the Ontario side of the border sign looking at the dead body]
Martin Ward: As you can see, [puts his hand on David's shoulder, and walks him over to the Québec side] the subject was a true Quebecer.
David Bouchard: Do i need a passport?
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[looking at the dead body on top of Québec-Ontario border sign]
David Bouchard: I guess he's the victim?
Martin Ward: We can't classify him as a victim yet, but we can say he's had a bit of a rough night. Not much blood, though.
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[a dead body has been impaled by a Québec-Ontario border sign. There is a dispute concerning jurisdiction]
Martin Ward: His heart is in Québec.
David Bouchard: But his ass belongs to you.

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