Hancock
Hancock

Hancock

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User Rating: 5 / 5
(1 vote)
Year: 2008
Genre: Action / Comedy / Drama / Fantasy
Number of Quotes: 26
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Ray Embrey: [watching Hancock flying around the buildings on TV] Don't break the building. Don't break the building. Don't break the building.
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Hancock: Got a toilet?
Ray Embrey: Yup, just, yeah, just past the fridge.
[Hancock stands up and goes to bathroom with a bottle of whiskey]
Mary Embrey: [to Ray] Did he... just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom?
Ray Embrey: You want him to kill us all?
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Hancock: All you people, blocking the intersection. You're all idiots!
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Hancock: I'm Hancock, and uh I drink and stuff.
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Ray Embrey: Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?
Hancock: [nods]
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Hancock: [to Asian gangsters] Your head is going up his ass, his head is going up his ass, and his head is going up my ass!
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Mary Embrey: Call me crazy one more time.
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Hancock: [rips roof off of white SUV with Asian gangsters inside] Konichiwa!
Asian gangster: We're not Japanese, asshole!
Hancock: Oh, *now* you speak English!
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Hancock: [on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh?
[pats Aaron's butt]
Hancock: Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
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[an elderly woman in a bar stares at Hancock after seeing a news story featuring him]
Hancock: Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!
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Hancock: [explaining how to deal with a bully] Well what you gotta do is take your foot and jam it real hard into his piss pump. And do it real good, so for the next week he can't use it for anything other than a flap to keep the dust out of his ass crack.
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Hostage Taker: [Hancock arrives on the scene] Oh shit, Handjob!
Hancock: Yep, now just tell me what you need.
Hostage Taker: Well I need them to put those guns down.
Hancock: [to the cops] All right fellas just put the guns down.
Hostage Taker: Now I need you and that tight ass Wolverine outfit to get me outta here asshole!
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Ray Embrey: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think when you see this?
Hancock: Homo!
Ray Embrey: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] and this?
Hancock: Homo in red.
Ray Embrey: [shows him a third comic with a blonde haired hero] and this?
Hancock: Norwegian homo.
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Hancock: I gotta wonder what a bastard I have been. That nobody was there to claim me. I mean I am not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told... but... nobody?
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Hancock: [people in the neighborhood are looking at Hancock] What the hell are you pricks staring at?
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Latino criminal: [in Spanish] Beat it, Soulja Boy!
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[the cop is badly injured, and Hancock is trying to get her to the ambulance; there are bullets being shot continuously]
Hancock: Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop: Yes!
Hancock: Alright...this is not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman-
Female Cop: Get me the hell out of here!
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Pissed Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, 'cause they fucked you up!
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Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]
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Rail Crossing Crowd #2: I can smell alcohol on your breath!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!

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