Good Will Hunting
Good Will Hunting

Good Will Hunting

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Year: 1997
Genre: Drama
Number of Quotes: 73
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Will Hunting: [talking to Skylar] What do you wanna know? That I don't have 12 brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? You don't wanna hear that... no, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid! That this
[points to his left ribs]
Will Hunting: is 'cause the motherfucker stabbed me! You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar. Tell me you don't wanna hear that shit isn't fuckin' surgery!
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Chuckie Sullivan: [impersonating Will at a job interview] You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.
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Skylar: Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes,
[letting beer spill out of her mouth]
Skylar: "Give us a kiss!"
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Chuckie Sullivan: Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
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Sean Maguire: Hey, Gerry, In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away.
Prof. Gerald Lambeau: Yeah, so who was he?
Sean Maguire: Ted Kaczynski.
Prof. Gerald Lambeau: Haven't heard of him.
Sean Maguire: [yelling to the bartender] Hey, Timmy!
Tim: Yo.
Sean Maguire: Who's Ted Kaczynski?
Tim: Unabomber.
[Lambeau winces as he realizes the point Sean is making]
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Chuckie Sullivan: Christ, who did you call?
Will Hunting: No one. I forgot the number.
Morgan O'Mally: You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
Will Hunting: No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters.
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Sean Maguire: Do you like books?
Will Hunting: Yeah.
Sean Maguire: [points to wall] Did you read any of these books?
Will Hunting: I don't know.
Sean Maguire: [points to shelf] How about any of these books?
Will Hunting: Probably not.
Sean Maguire: What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those?
Will Hunting: [looks] Yeah, I read those.
Sean Maguire: Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
Will Hunting: Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read them?
Sean Maguire: I did. I had to.
Will Hunting: Must've taken you a long time.
Sean Maguire: Yeah, it did.
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Chuckie Sullivan: Hey asshole.
Will Hunting: What, bitch?
Chuckie Sullivan: Happy birthday.
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Prof. Gerald Lambeau: Mod fx... squared... dx. So please finish Parceval, by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.
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Morgan O'Mally: I swallowed a bug.
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Skylar: Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?
Will Hunting: I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar: But how many?
Will Hunting: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar: Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will Hunting: I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar: You do not have 12 brothers.
Will Hunting: I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar: Do you know all their names?
Will Hunting: Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar: What are they called?
Will Hunting: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar: Say it again.
Will Hunting: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar: ...and Willy.
Will Hunting: Willy? Will...
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Tom: [irritated that the janitor is being unhelpful] This is Professor Lambeau!
Head Janitor: [taking Tom's remark as snobbery, he motions to his assistant] And this is Professor Hays.
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Sean Maguire: Put it on my tab
Tim: You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean Maguire: Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim: What's the jackpot?
Sean Maguire: Twelve million.
Tim: I don't think that will cover it.
Sean Maguire: Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!
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Sean Maguire: People call those imperfections, but no, that's the good stuff.
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Will Hunting: You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
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Will Hunting: What the fuck do you want?
Prof. Gerald Lambeau: My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go fuck himself.
Will Hunting: Well, what the fuck do you want?
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Morgan O'Mally: If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!
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Sean Maguire: There's honor, ya know, in taking that 40-minute so those college kids could come in the morning, and their floors are clean and their wastebaskets are empty. That's real work.
Will Hunting: That's right.
Sean Maguire: Right, and that's honorable. Sure, that's why you took that job. I mean, for the 'honor' of it.
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Sean Maguire: I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.
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Will Hunting: I didn't ask for this.
Sean Maguire: No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".

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