Dogma
Dogma

Dogma

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Year: 1999
Number of Quotes: 145
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[Rufus starts walking]
Bethany: Wait a second! Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to fuck me, I think I've been pretty patient so far, and I'm not taking another step until you tell me where the hell you came from!
Rufus: Me? I came from heaven.
[starts walking again]
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Jay: Maybe he's got a message on him like in CON AIR.
Rufus: AWWWW man did that movie suck.
Jay: [hiding behind silent Bob] Kill it kill it.
Rufus: Con Air Con Shit.
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Bethany: Well, I am the last Scion.
Metatron: Actually, you WERE the last Scion. Now this
[puts his hand on Bethany's stomach]
Metatron: is the last Scion.
Bethany: You mean, I'm pregnant?
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Bethany: So this is all about revenge.
Azrael: After the first couple of million years, no. My only goal was escape, but suprise suprise demons can't get into heaven... but angels can.
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Bethany: But you'll be destroyed too.
Azrael: Human, have you ever been to hell? I'd rather not exist than endure that expirence a secound longer, and if I have to drag down everyone else with me... so be it.
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Jay: I get it! Holy Bartender! That's a great one!
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Loki: I forgot my little voodoo doll.
[looks at Whitland]
Loki: Wow. It really does look just like you. Maybe, if I believed enough...
[pauses, then crushes voodoo doll of Whitland, who is terrified but unharmed]
Loki: [laughs] I don't believe in voodoo.
[leaves]
Loki: [re-enters with a gun] But I do believe in this.
[shoots Whitland]
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[Serendipity lifts up her skirt]
Jay: Hey, they're getting a free show! Let me see that shit!
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Loki: Whose house? Run's house! I said whose house? Run's house! Martin! Martin!
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[the Stygian Triplets close in on Bethany]
Jay: Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
[Jay and Silent Bob kick the Triplets' asses]
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Bethany: So you... what? Inspire people?
Serendipity: What just went down with your friends over there? It doesn't really take a Muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets.
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Loki: Do you know about voodoo? No constitution of faith, more an arrangement of superstitions.
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Loki: So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him.
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Jay: Snoogans.
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Jay: Hey Big Bird? Wanna play the Counting Game? Count the shells Sucker Duck!
[proceeds to shoot off Bartelby's wings with an Uzi]
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Bethany: [on Azrael] So he's a Muse too?
Serendipity: Former Muse.
[sing-song]
Serendipity: He was kicked out...
Azrael: Oh, by all means, tell them, Serendipity. Tell them how I was slighted by the Almighty.
Serendipity: You got what you deserved, you yellow shithead.
Azrael: Ever the fucking apple polisher!
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Bartleby: I'm going to have to start off by apologizing for my friend, he has a penchant for the dramatic.
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Jay: I fell in love wit chew. We fell in love wit chew.
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Rufus: Are we too late?
Serendipity: To save these poor schmucks?... Yeah.
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Loki: Consequences schmonsequences.
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