Bethany: Wait a second! Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to fuck me, I think I've been pretty patient so far, and I'm not taking another step until you tell me where the hell you came from!

Rufus: Me? I came from heaven.

Jay: Maybe he's got a message on him like in CON AIR.

Rufus: AWWWW man did that movie suck.

Jay: [hiding behind silent Bob] Kill it kill it.

Rufus: Con Air Con Shit.

Bethany: Well, I am the last Scion.

Metatron: Actually, you WERE the last Scion. Now this

Metatron: is the last Scion.

Bethany: You mean, I'm pregnant?

Bethany: So this is all about revenge.

Azrael: After the first couple of million years, no. My only goal was escape, but suprise suprise demons can't get into heaven... but angels can.

Bethany: But you'll be destroyed too.

Azrael: Human, have you ever been to hell? I'd rather not exist than endure that expirence a secound longer, and if I have to drag down everyone else with me... so be it.

Jay: I get it! Holy Bartender! That's a great one!

Loki: I forgot my little voodoo doll.

Loki: Wow. It really does look just like you. Maybe, if I believed enough...

Loki: [laughs] I don't believe in voodoo.

Loki: [re-enters with a gun] But I do believe in this.

Jay: Hey, they're getting a free show! Let me see that shit!

Loki: Whose house? Run's house! I said whose house? Run's house! Martin! Martin!

Jay: Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!

Bethany: So you... what? Inspire people?

Serendipity: What just went down with your friends over there? It doesn't really take a Muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets.

Loki: Do you know about voodoo? No constitution of faith, more an arrangement of superstitions.

Loki: So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him.

Jay: Snoogans.

Jay: Hey Big Bird? Wanna play the Counting Game? Count the shells Sucker Duck!

Bethany: [on Azrael] So he's a Muse too?

Serendipity: Former Muse.

Serendipity: He was kicked out...

Azrael: Oh, by all means, tell them, Serendipity. Tell them how I was slighted by the Almighty.

Serendipity: You got what you deserved, you yellow shithead.

Azrael: Ever the fucking apple polisher!

Bartleby: I'm going to have to start off by apologizing for my friend, he has a penchant for the dramatic.

Jay: I fell in love wit chew. We fell in love wit chew.

Rufus: Are we too late?

Serendipity: To save these poor schmucks?... Yeah.

Loki: Consequences schmonsequences.