Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Eleven

Ocean's Eleven

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Year: 2001
Genre: Comedy / Crime / Thriller
Number of Quotes: 100
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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[sitting in a surveillance van with two FBI agents]
FBI Man #2: Let's see if we can zoom in on that guy...
FBI Man #1: Yeah.
[he reaches for the camera controls]
Livingston Dell: Don't - don't - d-don't... Don't touch that.
FBI Man #1: Why not?
Livingston Dell: Uh, do you see me grabbing the gun out of your holster and just waving it around?
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Reuben Tishkoff: I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris!
[pause]
Reuben Tishkoff: Okay, bad example.
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Topher Grace: Hey Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not you should really think about it cos I was talking to my manager...
Rusty Ryan: Bernie?
Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future like gig or whatever I can totally make it a tax write off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check.
[Rusty stops and looks at him]
Topher Grace: Or we could stick to cash
[Rusty nods]
Topher Grace: You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash.
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Basher: That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
Reuben Tishkoff: [to Livingston] Do you understand any of this?
Livingston Dell: I'll explain later.
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Basher: Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!
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Rusty Ryan: Saul, you're the best there is. What do you want?
Saul Bloom: Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed.
Rusty Ryan: Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.
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[while reconnoitering the casinos]
Virgil Malloy: [makes a note] Leaving at 2:44.
Turk Malloy: 2:46, get a watch that works.
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Danny Ocean: Second task, power - on the night of the fight, we're gonna throw the switch on Sin City. Basher, it's your show.
Basher: You want broke, blind, or bedlam?
Danny Ocean: How about all three?
Basher: Right, it's done.
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[masquerading as an A.T.F. agent, Rusty shoves Basher against a police car, pretending to search him]
Rusty Ryan: [under his breath] Hey, Bash.
Basher: Hey, Russ.
Rusty Ryan: How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you?
Basher: It's done.
[Rusty lifts up Basher, and they slowly leave the crime scene]
Basher: Hey, is Danny about?
Rusty Ryan: Yeah, he's waiting around the corner.
Basher: Oh, that's terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again.
Rusty Ryan: [turns and shouts] Everybody down, now!
[they break into a run as explosions rock the crime scene]
Basher: Ha-ha-ha! They weren't expecting that shit!
Rusty Ryan: Nice work.
Basher: Oh, thank you.
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[first lines]
[At Parole Hearing]
Woman's Voice: Good Morning.
Danny Ocean: Morning.
Woman's Voice: Please state your name for the record.
Danny Ocean: Daniel Ocean.
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Reuben Tishkoff: If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.
Danny Ocean: That's why we're going to be very careful. Very precise
Rusty Ryan: Yeah, well-funded.
Reuben Tishkoff: Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are!
[pause]
Reuben Tishkoff: So who've you got in mind?
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Rusty Ryan: Tell me this is not about her, or I am walking. I am walking off this job right now.
Danny Ocean: Who?
Rusty Ryan: Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.
Danny Ocean: Ex-wife.
Rusty Ryan: Tell me.
Danny Ocean: It's not about that.
[pause]
Danny Ocean: It's not entirely about that.
[Rusty turns away, furious]
Danny Ocean: Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game...
Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan: Like we had nothing to lose.
Danny Ocean: Well, I lost something... I lost someone. That's why I'm here.
[long pause]
Rusty Ryan: Okay, here's the problem ? we're stealing two things. And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose? And remember - Tess does not split eleven ways!
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Tess Ocean: You know what your problem is?
Danny Ocean: I only have one?
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Tess Ocean: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny Ocean: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess Ocean: Steal?
Danny Ocean: Lie.
Tess Ocean: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny Ocean: No, he's very clear on both.
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Danny Ocean: Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.
Tess Ocean: Remind you of anyone?
Danny Ocean: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Tess Ocean: Monet.
Danny Ocean: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
Tess Ocean: They also painted occasionally.
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Danny Ocean: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul Bloom: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny Ocean: He's ready.
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Danny Ocean: Why do they always paint hallways that color?
Rusty Ryan: They say taupe is very soothing.
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Reuben Tishkoff: Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.
Danny Ocean: That was our pleasure.
Rusty Ryan: I'd never been to Belize.
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[Basher's original plan for knocking out the casino's power has flopped]
Basher: Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.
Danny Ocean: What's a "pinch"?
Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.
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Danny Ocean: It's never been tried.
Reuben Tishkoff: Ho, ho...”It's never been tried." It's been tried. A few guys even came close. You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas?
[flashback - the gaming room at the Horseshow, in black-and-white]
Reuben Tishkoff: [voiceover] Number three, the Bronze Medal - pencil-neck grabs a lockbox at the Horseshoe...
[a man grabs a lockbox out of a guard's hand and runs for the door, and six guards instantly tackle him to the floor]
Reuben Tishkoff: He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him.
[cut to the present]
Reuben Tishkoff: Second most successful robbery...
[flashback - the gaming room at the Flamingo, in grainy color. A long-haired man is running for the door, clutching a bag]
Reuben Tishkoff: The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him.
[the man gets within a few feet of the door, before a guard smashes him across the face with a nightstick]
Reuben Tishkoff: Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. Goddamn hippy.
[back to the present]
Reuben Tishkoff: And the *closest* any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas casino...
[flashback - outside Caesar's Palace, in color. A man runs out, hunched over an armful of cash, followed by three security guards]
Reuben Tishkoff: Was outside of Caesar's in '87. He came, he grabbed...
[the three guards shoot the thief in the back]
Reuben Tishkoff: They conquered.

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