EuroTrip
EuroTrip

EuroTrip

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Adventure
Number of Quotes: 91
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Bert: No, retardo. That Jan, a man's name, and that's not "Mike", it's Mieke, a common German girl's name, similar to our Michele."
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Scott Thomas: Yeah... um, listen. We're trying to get to Berlin, Germany. Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
Tibor: Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it now!
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Scott Thomas: I am never drinking again.
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Cooper Harris: Hello Mr. Walters... I see... fired? Well, if that's what you want, I understand... goodbye Sir.
Scott Thomas: They had to catch you eventually.
Cooper Harris: No, they fired Humphrey.
Scott Thomas: Shut up!
Cooper Harris: I got his office and a raise!
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Cooper Harris: [sees girl bending over at a vending machine] Yes! Hot European teen ass.
[moves toward her]
Jenny: [straightens and turns around] What's up?
Cooper Harris: [rolls eyes]
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Donny: I did her on his birthday.
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Mad Maynard: I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!
Vatican Guard: But I am Swiss!
Mad Maynard: Them, too!
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Madame Vandersexxx: Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your ever fantasy will be fulfilled.
Cooper Harris: Also, says I get a free t-shirt with flyer.
Madame Vandersexxx: He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country were a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name before hand.
Cooper Harris: It was horrible.
Madame Vandersexxx: I know, but you can come with me and let the vundersexxx begin.
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Mrs. Thomas: Honey? Where's Scotty?
Scott's Dad: Cooper said they went camping.
Mrs. Thomas: That's nice. And where's Burt?
Scott's Dad: Fuck if I know...
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[after seeing Scott at the Vatican dressed as the Pope on national TV]
Bert: What A fucking loser, I'm videotaping this.
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Scott Thomas: [In German] My German is ill, but I can understand you if the speaking is slowly.
Gunter: [In German] German! I have been driving for 3 days without sleep, and I'm wired on schnaps, Benezine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Jenny: What did he say?
Scott Thomas: He said he's driving... something.
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Scott Thomas: Uh-oh
Jamie: What?
Scott Thomas: Big tunnel.
Creepy Italian Guy: [grins maniacally as the train drives into darkness]
Jamie: Scotty, is that you? WHO'S TOUCHING ME?
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Jenny: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
Christoph: Oh no Jenny, it is not like that. I also sleep with men.
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Fiona: Scotty, it's not you, it's me. Oh wait, there I go lying again! Wait, it WAS you!
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Cooper Harris: Ha ha, look at Jamie's penis.
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Scott Thomas: Let me handle this, I speak bad German. Hello!
Truck Driver: Hello!
Scott Thomas: [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.
Truck Driver: [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Cooper Harris: What did he say?
Scott Thomas: He said he's driving, something...
[in German]
Scott Thomas: Do you know where is Berlin?
Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.
Scott Thomas: Berlin!
Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.
Scott Thomas: He's going to Berlin.
Jamie: Awsome.
Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin.
Scott Thomas: All right, come on, let's go.
[the group get in the back of the truck]
Truck Driver: [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.
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Gunter: [in German] NOWHERE NEAR BERLIN!
Scott Thomas: He's going to Berlin!
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Mad Maynard: Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.
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Cooper Harris: [cell phone rings] Just a minute
[answers phone]
Cooper Harris: Hello? Uh, yes, sir I'm down in file storage. Just a minute
[lowers phone, picks teeth, puts phone back to ear]
Cooper Harris: No sir, the file isn't here. Yes, sir, I don't rest until I find it.
[hangs up]
Scott Thomas: You didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?
Cooper Harris: They would have stopped paying me. This seemed easier.
Scott Thomas: Right.
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Tibor: Hey, my friends, where's the beef?

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