EuroTrip
EuroTrip

EuroTrip

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Adventure
Number of Quotes: 91
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Tibor: We just get Miami Wice on television. Miami Wice is number one new show.
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Cooper Harris: There's your R rating right there.
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Scott Thomas: [after being told they can get a flight to London] Anything else?
Cooper Harris: England is the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there.
Scott Thomas: Cooper, London is an island.
Cooper Harris: OK, swim, whatever. We'll take it.
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Madame Vandersexxx: Administer the Testicle Clamps!
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Scott Thomas: You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies! You're a bad, bad Rastafarian.
Rasta Waiter: These are not Hash Brownies.
Scott Thomas: ...what was that?
Rasta Waiter: We do not sell Hash brownies here, we are simple Dutch bakery! Now put your clothes back on, white boy!
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Scott Thomas: Dear sweet mother of God... we're in Eastern Europe!
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[first lines]
P.A. announcer: Congratulations. Hudson High class of 2004!
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Scott Thomas: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
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Naked Spanish Guy: CHICA! CHICA! CHICA!
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Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches?
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Scott Thomas: There are so many... penises.
Jamie: Frommer's tried to tell you. But you just didn't listen.
Cooper Harris: This is the biggest sausage fest on earth!
Scott Thomas: It's the International House of Sausage!
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Scott Thomas: Hey, thanks for coming with me. I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
Cooper Harris: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Scott Thomas: What are you talking about?
Cooper Harris: I'm talking about crazy European sex.
Scott Thomas: Ah.
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Pope: [seeing the "New Pope" on TV] What de hell?
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Jamie: [to the tour group] This is amazing. Usually, they
[the Vatican]
Jamie: wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making
Jenny: [to Herself] We could be seeing an arrest in the making.
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Cooper Harris: You still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.
Scott Thomas: At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy.
Cooper Harris: Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a "cool guy" on the internet? This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
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Cooper Harris: Okay, just as long as we can get out of here, ?cause this guys starting to creep me out.
Scott Thomas: Who? Robot man? He's just trying to raise money to feed his robot family.
Cooper Harris: I don't care, I really don't like him.
Scott Thomas: Why, ?cause he's doing this?
[starts acting like a robot making robot noises]
Cooper Harris: Don't do that.
Scott Thomas: [in a robot voice] Cooper, do not hate me.
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Jamie: I had to tutor lacrosse players to save up money to buy this. So nobody touches my camera, except me.
Cooper Harris: So it's like your wiener.
Jamie: No, it's not like my- Jenny!
Jenny: Cooper! Leave him alone.
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Cooper Harris: There have to be at least a hundred drunk girls here, and we should be trying to have sex with each and every one of them!
Jenny: Hello. Mixed company?
Cooper Harris: What?
Jenny: I'm a girl.
Scott Thomas: No, you're not.
Cooper Harris: Yeah, you're just a cool guy with long hair.
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Scott Thomas: [Scott and Cooper after seeing Jamie and Jenny making out] Oh, my God!
Green Fairy: That is some pretty fucked-up shit right there. Can you say what the fuck did I do last night?
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Jamie: [pulls out Frommer's guide book] And I've even planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun!
Scott Thomas: You brought a guide book to a party?
Jamie: You wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper Harris: You wanna see my balls?

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