EuroTrip
EuroTrip

EuroTrip

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Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Adventure
Number of Quotes: 91
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Mad Maynard: If you really are a member of the Manchester United Fan Club, sing the Manchester United song.
Scott Thomas: Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm really not that much of a singer...
Mad Maynard: [slams a beer bottle on the floor] Sing!
Scott Thomas: [Immediately begins singing] My baby takes the mornin' train. / He works from nine to five and then, / he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!
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Scott Thomas: I'm in love with my pen-pal! I'm love with Mike!
Cooper Harris: Ok, you know what? I was actually expecting this. And I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, cause I think they already know.
Scott Thomas: No, you idiot, Mike's a girl!
Cooper Harris: No, no, I get it. He's the girl, you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge.
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Anna: I'm going on break. I was going to step out back and have a cigarette. Would you like to join me?
Jamie: I don't smoke.
Anna: Neither do I.
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Scott Thomas: They really are the worst twins ever.
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Scott Thomas: A dollar and 83 cents American. What can we get for that?
[cut to a lavish Slovak hotel]
Scott Thomas: Gotta love that exchange rate!
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[after taking a drink of Absinthe]
Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
Cooper Harris: Me neither.
Scott Thomas: Sober as a judge.
[to a hallucinatory green fairy]
Scott Thomas: How about you?
Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!
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Scott Thomas: Cooper, the hat! The hat! The hat is on fire!
Cooper Harris: [singing] Oh we don't need no water, let the mother-...
Scott Thomas: I'm not kidding! Look!
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[Creepy Italian Guy massages Jamie's shoulders]
Jamie: What-what the hell are you doing?
Creepy Italian Guy: Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.
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Donny: [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know...
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Robot Man: Ow! My robot balls! Error! Error! Error!
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Italian Guy at Vatican: This is one crazy Pope!
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Cooper Harris: This sucks, I didn't hook up with one European chick while I was here, Europe is officially the worst country in the world.
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Scott Thomas: What happened to you last night?
Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome.
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Cooper Harris: What the hell is that?
Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says if you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.
Scott Thomas: Except your dignity.
Jamie: No, you just put that in your... wait, what?
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Waiter: [Scottie tosses the waiter a nickel] Ah! A nickel!
[waiter shows his manager]
Waiter: You see this?
[slaps the manager]
Waiter: I quit. I open my own hotel.
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Cooper Harris: Show her the picture. She makes all the girls in our high school look like walruses.
Jenny: I'm a girl from your high school.
Cooper Harris: No, I mean *girl* girls.
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Cooper Harris: What's the etiquette on boners? Do I role over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
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Cooper Harris: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!
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Hostel Clerk: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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Fiona: Scott, we need to talk.
Scott Thomas: About what?
Fiona: About me dumping you. I just can't take all the lying and cheating about each other anymore.
Scott Thomas: Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.

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