Office
Office

The Office

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User Rating: 3 / 5
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Year: 2005
Genre: Comedy / Drama
Number of Quotes: 30
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Showing Season 5, Episode 1: Weight Loss
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[Jim exits his car, and runs to meet Pam under the overhang]
Pam Beesly: Hey! This is not halfway! I did the math, I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch.
[Jim drops to his knee]
Pam Beesly: What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: [holding out a jewelry box] I just... I can't wait.
Pam Beesly: Oh, my God...
Jim Halpert: Pam, will you marry me?
Pam Beesly: [laughing incredulously] Oh, my God!
Jim Halpert: So?
Pam Beesly: [Nods] Yes!
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Kevin Malone: Wait, back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
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Phyllis Lapin: I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.
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Kelly Kapoor: I swallowed a tape worm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all of my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine, and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
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Dwight Schrute: Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
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Dwight Schrute: Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin.
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Andy Bernard: Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.
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