You've Got Mail
You've Got Mail

You've Got Mail

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Year: 1998
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Number of Quotes: 95
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Joe Fox: [on the News] I sell cheap books, I do. So sue me.
Kevin Jackson: That's what you said?
Joe Fox: Well, yeah. That's not *all* I said. I can't believe those bastards! I said we were great, I said you could sit and read for hours and no one will bother you. I said we have a hundred and fifty thousand titles. I showed them the New York section. I said we were a goddamn Piazza! A place in the city where people can mingle and mix and be.
Kevin Jackson: Piazza?
Joe Fox: I was eloquent. Shit!
Kevin Jackson: Piazza...
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Joe Fox: [about Kathleen's internet friend] Maybe he's fat. Yep he's fat. He's a fatty.
Kathleen Kelly: I don't care.
Joe Fox: You don't care? You don't care that he has to be lifted from his house by a crane?
Kathleen Kelly: I think that is very unlikely.
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Joe Fox: [while in Kathleens store buy books for his Brother and Aunt] May i ask who you are...?
Kathleen Kelly: [not realising that Joe is the owner of Fox Books that she is about to belittle] I'm Kathleen Kelly and this is my store... and you are?
Joe Fox: [now in full realisation that she does'nt know who he is, wanting to get out as fast as he can] Joe... Just call me Joe... I'll take these books...
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Kathleen Kelly: I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.
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Joe Fox: [talking via email, to who he doesn’t know is Kathleen Kelly] Have you ever become the worst version of yourself. That a pandora's box of all the hateful things, your spite, your arrogance, your condecension has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and walking away... you zing them. "Hello it's Mr Nasty". I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about...
Kathleen Kelly: [talking via email, to who she doesn’t know is Joe Fox] No I know exactly what you mean and I'm completely jealous. When I'm confronted by someone I get tongue tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend the rest of the night tossing and turning over what i should have said. For example what should I have recently said to…
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Kathleen Kelly: …a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existance.
[stops and thinks]
Kathleen Kelly: Nothing... even now days later I still can't figured it out...
Joe Fox: Wouldn’t it be great if I could pass all my zingers to you, then I could always be nice and you could be nasty whenever you wanted to be. Although I must warn you... when you eventually have the pleasure of saying the thing you want to say at the moment you’re wanting to say it... remorse eventually follows... do you think we should meet?
Kathleen Kelly: [shocked] Meet?
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Joe Fox: Hello it's Mr. Nasty.
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Joe Fox: I better go deliver this
[drink]
Joe Fox: I have a very thirsty date - she's part camel.
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George Pappas: This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun.
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Frank Navasky: Joe Fox?
Joe Fox: F-O-X
Frank Navasky: The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of 'City Books'. Tell me, how do you sleep at night?
Patricia Eden: Ah. I use a wonderful, over the counter drug - 'Ultradorm'. Don't that the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.
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Kathleen Kelly: When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.
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Joe Fox: Whatever you do, just don't listen to anything I say.
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Matt Fox: F-O-X
Kathleen Kelly: That is amazing - you can spell 'fox'? Can you spell 'dog'?
Matt Fox: F-O-X
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Joe Fox: Is it about love?
[voice over]
Joe Fox: Please say no.
Kathleen Kelly: No.
[voice over]
Kathleen Kelly: How sweet is that?
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Kathleen Kelly: [to Joe] What is that? What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a *garnish*!
[Joe scoops up more caviar and dumps it on his plate]
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Kathleen Kelly: What is THAT? What ARE you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a garnish.
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George Pappas: The, uh, illustrations are hand tipped.
Joe Fox: And that's why it costs so much?
George Pappas: No, that's why it's WORTH so much.
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Nelson Fox: Perfect. Keep those West-Side liberal nuts, psudo-intellectuals...
Joe Fox: Readers, Dad. They're called readers.
Nelson Fox: Don't do that, son. Don't romanticize them.
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George Pappas: Who belongs to this fish?
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Joe Fox: I'm sure you must be late for something - volunteering at the Henry Street Settlement, or rolling bandages for Bosnian Refugees.
Gillian Quinn: I AM - I'm having my eggs harvested.
Joe Fox: And getting those eggs harvested.
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Annabelle Fox: Maureen's getting a divorce.
Joe Fox: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Maureen: It's My own fault - never marry a man who lies.
[giggling]
Joe Fox: That is so wise. yes, Annabelle, remember that.

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