Thelma & Louise
Thelma & Louise

Thelma & Louise

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Year: 1991
Number of Quotes: 23
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Movie Quotes from Thelma & Louise (1991) (Movie)

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Thelma: But, umm, I don't know, you know, something's, like, crossed over in me and I can't go back, I mean I just couldn't live.
Louise: I know, I know what you mean. Anyway, don't wanna end up on the damned Geraldo show.
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Thelma: You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.
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Louise: You get what you settle for.
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Louise: You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself.
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Louise: Where do you get off behaving that way with women you don't even know, huh? How'd you feel if someone did that to your mother or your sister or your wife?
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Louise: Certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind, things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life in prison, shit like that, know what I'm sayin', so do I want to come out alive...
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Thelma: You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!
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Louise: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.
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Darryl: [phone rings, Darryl answers] Hello?
Thelma: Darryl, it's me.
Darryl: [sounding overly cheerful] Thelma! Hello!
Thelma: [hangs up the phone] He knows.
Louise: Shit!
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Louise: [talking about their cabin vacation in the mountains later in the day] You mean you haven't asked him yet? Thelma, for Christ's sake. Thelma, is he your husband, or your father. It's just two days for God's sake. Don't be a child. Tell him you're with me.
[grins mischieviously]
Louise: Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown.
Thelma: That don't carry much weight with Darryl. He already thinks you're out of your mind.
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Louise: Is he your husband or your father?
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Louise: You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught.
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Louise: Get off her or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.
Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: Why did you say?
Harlan: I said suck my cock.
[Louise shoots him]
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Louise: In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.
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Thelma: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.: Well I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one stealing my heart.
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Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out are these girls real smart or real real lucky?
Hal: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.
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Louise: Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.
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Thelma: Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?
Louise: No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime.
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Louise: I'm in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.
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Max: If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.

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