Mexican
Mexican

The Mexican

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Year: 2001
Number of Quotes: 30
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Jerry Welbach: Hola!
Mexican Policeman: Is this your dog?
Jerry Welbach: Uh, sort of...
Mexican Policeman: He does have a personality, that cetainly counts for something.
Jerry Welbach: Yeah, good guy...
Mexican Policeman: This your car?
Jerry Welbach: Yeah, it's a rental... I'm an American.
Mexican Policeman: No shit?
Jerry Welbach: Yeah.
Mexican Policeman: Really?
Jerry Welbach: Yeah, yeah...
Mexican Policeman: I am a Mexican.
Jerry Welbach: [pause and nod] Cool.
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Jerry Welbach: Could you turn that down? You don't even speak Spanish.
Samantha Barzel: Emotion transcends language.
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Car Rental Rep: Raoul!
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Samantha Barzel: Do you have any idea what I have been through these last few days?
Jerry Welbach: Oh, Sam, whatever you've been through multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.
Samantha Barzel: Oh! Oh, isn't that typical, Jerry? It's all a competition. Tit for tat, tat for tit.
Jerry Welbach: Stop yelling, for Christ sake! Listen, how are you? Are you ok? Are you all right? Where are you?
Samantha Barzel: Toluca airport, Jerry. And things are shitty, really shitty!
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Joe the Pawnshop Owner: Hola.
Ted Slocum: I no fuck around, comprende? Gun, gun, loaded. Bang, bang. You dead.
Joe the Pawnshop Owner: Do you have a speech impediment?
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Samantha Barzel: You know, you're very sensitive for a cold blooded killer.
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Leroy: I know we're all a little grouchy right now. We'll get something to eat, you'll get the pistol and then we'll go our separate ways.
Samantha Barzel: Really separate ways.
Jerry Welbach: Don't start, Sam.
Samantha Barzel: Shut up. I'll start because I have the right...
Jerry Welbach: Why do you do that? Do not tell me to shut up. We had an agreement, remember?
Samantha Barzel: Shut up.
Leroy: Why don't we all shut up a bit?
Jerry Welbach: I swear to God, I will crash this fucking car right now.
Leroy: Jerry, don't do that.
Jerry Welbach: I will. One more word out of you. Another word, Sam. One more word. I swear to fucking God.
Samantha Barzel: Naugahyde.
Jerry Welbach: All right.
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Jerry Welbach: Just one more word Sam, and I'll crash THIS FUCKING CAR!
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Jerry Welbach: Baby, what are you doing?
Samantha Barzel: You said this was your last job, Jerry!
Jerry Welbach: What do you want me to say? I'm sorry, I can't, the old lady wants me to quit. Fuck off.
Samantha Barzel: Yes! Something like that. Like exactly!
Jerry Welbach: I'm not in insurance, sweetie!
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Winston Baldry: Do you want me to rape you?
Samantha Barzel: Are you gay?
Winston Baldry: Do you want me to rape you?
Samantha Barzel: You are gay.
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Jerry Welbach: Yeah...”you're just doing your job...”
Ted Slocum: Hey, I do what I have to do, okay?
Jerry Welbach: Would you listen to yourself? You sound like Schultz from Hogan's Heroes!
[Imitating]
Jerry Welbach: "I know nothing! Nothing!"
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Jerry Welbach: I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.
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Leroy: A lot of people are under the impression that you get to choose who you love.
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Leroy: Don't you love him?
Samantha Barzel: I think that's the problem. We love each other too much.
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Samantha Barzel: I'm sensing you have trust issues.
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Leroy: Jerry, I want you to know. You're the craziest fuck I ever met.
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Jerry Welbach: You're missing the grand design here! If I don't go, I'm dead! Yeah. And it's a little hard to carry on a relationship when I'm stuffed with straw and formaldehyde.
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Samantha Barzel: All right. Jerry, I want you to acknowledge that my needs means nothing to you and you're a selfish prick and a liar.
Jerry Welbach: Oh, my God!
Samantha Barzel: Jerry, acknowledge.
Jerry Welbach: I... Ok. I will acknowledge that I promised to go to Vegas with you. But now we're just slightly delayed. If you want to construe my wanting to stay alive as being selfish, well, then okay. But I have every intention of going with you because your needs are very important to me, sweetheart. Come on. Look at my all my stuff here, all over the pavement. Come on, baby? Huh? What do you say? Ok?
Samantha Barzel: I'm going with or without you, Jerry. What's it gonna be? A bastard!
Jerry Welbach: A bastard. What happened to, uh, "sweetheart" and "big love" and all those things you called me in the bedroom last night?
Samantha Barzel: The only thing I'm interested in calling you, Jerry, is a cab!
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Samantha Barzel: Oh, NOW! you're BLAMESHIFTING!
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Samantha Barzel: I am a hostage? This is so Jerry.

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