Theresa Burnett: Oh oh. Don't kiss me, Mike. I don't know where your lips were last night. Move.
Quincy Burnett: Uncle Mike, did you have a date last night?
Det. Mike Lowrey: Whooo. Did I. Let me tell you, this girl was...
Theresa Burnett: Hey hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Hey.
Theresa Burnett: Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Why are you doing this to me, man? I'm with my babies. Okay? Thank you.